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αγάπη*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:07pm UTC

You Really Love Him , Don't You?
A simple psychological question.
Not a single name was mentioned,
but someone suddenly came into your mind.

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heyitskate24
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Its actaully a little sad how people on witty, who you have never met before are nicer that people that i have known for like 9 years

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karliethecool
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me at school literally every day.
Boy: Hey!
Me: OMG YESSS!!! uhh... i mean... hh...hehh....hhuhuh..... heeeeyyyYYYYYYyyyyy!!! *somehow trips on thin air into the garbage bin which happens to be a secret portal to space and is saved from embarassment forever because i died in space because no oxygen*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 8:22pm UTC

So a guest speaker came to my school today and he said, "I've never been to this part of Boston before." Yeah, that's probably because you aren't in Boston.

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l0st
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:28pm UTC

every girl has that one guy
she keeps going back to and no one knows why, not even her.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:35pm UTC

What a fire alarm means:
In most familes: There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you.
Me: Then what's the bell for?

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I'm either always on my computer or my phone. There is no in between.

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CookieDoughFormats
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Requested by mayastyles
if you need any changes please let me know!
One line in each color looks best!
I hope this is similar to what you wanted
you have to click on each line - it won't enter itself
Cookiedoughformats

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greyskies
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 9:38am UTC

Me: Sometimes I wish I could be you...
Friend: Awww why? You're amazing!
Me: So I could be friends with me.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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DamagedSouls
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:37am UTC

Unless your name is google,
Then stop acting like you know everything.

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CloverLovesChu
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:46am UTC

Friend: Is it hot in here?
or is it just me...?
Me: Well... its definitely not you :P

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BlueDreamer
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:58am UTC

Dear girls,
We like you for your brains,
not your body.
Sincerely,
Zombies.

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:52pm UTC

But you don't understand
how hard it is,
waking up everyday,
looking in the mirror, and thinking,
"wow, i just wanna bang someone rn lol"
it's hard.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

If you ever need a friend remember I will always be here for you
Especially when you're
(ಥ ̯ ಥ) Upset
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Angry
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Scared
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Happy
∩(︶▽︶)∩ Excited
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Being tough
(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ (︶︹︺) Making me a third wheel
(•⊙ω⊙•) Weird
(◕‿◕✿) Girly
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) In love
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Tickling me
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Desperate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Fangirling
ლ(இ益இლ Ugly
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Meditating
༺‿༻ Out of this world
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Being sweet
(￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ Lazy
(⊙﹏⊙) Insane
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Overly affectionate
( ´ิ(ꈊ) ´ิ) Plotting
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Showing off
٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ Super happy
ಠ~ಠ Confused
(｡♥‿♥｡) Crushing
(˘‿˘ʃƪ) Lovely
(ง'̀-'́)ง Sticking up for me
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Shutting me out
ミ●﹏☉ミ Out of the loop
(✖╭╮✖) Dead

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 1:25pm UTC

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked'
— A thrilling story about my academic life

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC

"We're your family, we're allowed to make fun of you."
"Come on, it's just a joke."
"Toughen up and stop being a baby."
"We're just teasing."
Stop.
Bullying is bullying no matter who it comes from. I just hurts a sh.itload more when it's coming from people you trust.
Screw off.

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 1:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Me: *opens witty*
Witty: Please sign in.
Me: *signs in*
Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
Me: Then why
Me: the fück
Me: did you tell me
Me: to sign
Me: in.

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