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SuperNovaChic
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April 4, 2014 7:52pm UTC

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BravoSierra
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April 4, 2014 5:42pm UTC

my dad: why are your eyes all red?
my brother: i was smoking weed
my dad: don't lie, you were crying because you're a little bítch.

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spence*
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April 5, 2014 1:21pm UTC

Why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

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spence*
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April 5, 2014 1:24pm UTC

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spence*
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April 5, 2014 1:26pm UTC

don’t f ck with people that have ugly pics of you

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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March 14, 2014 3:40pm UTC

Procrastinator? No.
I just wait to do my work at the last minute
because I will
be older, therefore wiser.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Oh, so you're going to Disney land?
Quick, pack me in your suitcase.
NOW.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 5:13pm UTC

*Lady Gaga song comes on*
*Whole class turns to look at me automatically
and watches me sexually lip sync
the lyrics to the song*

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SuperNovaChic
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March 14, 2014 5:28pm UTC

I'm going to buy one of those water spraying bottles so that whenever a person annoys me, I can spray them.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 3:50pm UTC

(female) friend: What was the name of that country in The Princess Diaries?
me: Genovia.
(male) friend: How would you know that, Charlie?
me: How wouldn't I know that?

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 3:38pm UTC

Nothing will mess you up as bad
as the realization that
there is no real reason the
alphabet needs to be
in order.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 3:45pm UTC

If Will.i.am's gravestone doesn't
read:
"Will.i.was"
I am gonna be pretty disappointed.

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happiest*
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March 14, 2014 4:50pm UTC

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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happiest*
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March 14, 2014 4:52pm UTC

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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happiest*
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March 14, 2014 4:56pm UTC

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

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spence*
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March 15, 2014 12:35pm UTC

Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds in*
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: *takes out earbuds*
Parents:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds back in*
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what

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spence*
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March 15, 2014 12:38pm UTC

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” and literally right now he came in the car with a slushie and i was like why didn't you get me one and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “remember when you were six”

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 5:53pm UTC

When I hear the earth will melt into the sun in five billion years, all I can think is:
'Will that be on a Monday?'

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SuperNovaChic
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March 10, 2014 4:44pm UTC

*Puts my music on shuffle and skips every song until I get one I was hoping for*
*Waits several hours because I have 8000+ songs*

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