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March 10, 2014 5:14pm UTC

watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, sh×t are you drowning can you answer me
P LE ASE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DestinyCaribou
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March 10, 2014 3:16pm UTC

You're like a nokia.
You're outdated, you're annoying, and you never die.

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capsized*
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March 10, 2014 4:09pm UTC

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

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spence*
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March 11, 2014 2:10pm UTC

If you dont give me your wifi password when I come to your house I will never come to your house again.

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spence*
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March 11, 2014 2:12pm UTC

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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spence*
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March 11, 2014 2:15pm UTC

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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SpencerMahone
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March 6, 2014 8:13am UTC

“They're just opinions, what people say about you. None of that stuff is true. The only thing that matters is what you think of yourself”
-Austi nmahone

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spence*
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January 29, 2014 1:43pm UTC

there’s always that one character you like so much its almost embarrassing

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spence*
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January 29, 2014 1:46pm UTC

don’t ever tell a boy he looks good because it makes them crazy and they do things like start youtube channels

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spence*
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January 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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spence*
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January 29, 2014 1:53pm UTC

being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you

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sleepy*
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January 18, 2014 5:12pm UTC

I have a very big crush on you but sadly
I am only a little bug and you are a garden.

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sleepy*
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January 20, 2014 8:06am UTC

have you ever just cried because you’re you

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:41pm UTC

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD
WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at
me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone
walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:44pm UTC

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:46pm UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:49pm UTC

I wanna get super rich so I can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

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