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  1. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC
    dear radio stations,
    One Direction has more than two songs.
    You don't need to just play One Thing &
    What Makes You Beautiful.
    Sincerely,
    annoyed directioner.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Liam: seeing niall crying is heartbreaking
    Harry: there should be a law like 'nobody can make niall cry'

    format credit to OneDirection

  3. isabel* isabel*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Dear people who brush their teeth in commercials,
    no one 'smiles' while brushing their teeth.
    Sincerely, I now have toothpaste all over my face.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    if you were a triangle,
    you'd be acute one ;)
    nmq.format credit jimmy365

  5. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    here's to the girls who,
    want to wear a bikini one day without being insecure.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    that lamp.
    that stomps the "i" in pixar.
    I LOVE THAT LAMP.
    nmq

  7. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Today I saw the Victoria's Secret's 'Love my body' campain...
    It had a bunch of really skinny, pretty models. I then looked at Dove 'Real Beauty Campain' and it didn't have any skinny models, it had normal, bigger, taller, dark skinned normal girls. Now which one do you most look up to?♥

  8. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have attempted to accomplish something before the microwave got to 00:00.
    And succeeded.

  9. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:33am UTC
    My Names Alex Russo and I like to poke things with a stick...
    But, I haven't figured out how to make money with that yet, so I'm in school.
    ~ Wizards of Waverly Place

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Some of you are actually pretty.What are you doing on the internet?

  11. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Oh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger,
    Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Breakfast with my family
    Dad: I think we all need to do something more useful in our lives.
    Mom: Yeah. Like I will start taking longer walks.
    Dad: I'm going to focus more on building my buisnesses.
    Sister: I'm gonna get a better job.
    Sister: I'm gonna get better grades for college..
    Brother: I'm gonna work out more and get bigger for sports.
    Me: I'm gonna make better quotes
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Sister:
    Sister:
    Brother:
    Me: I mean better grades

  13. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Phineas: Ferb I know what we're gon-
    Ferb: NO B/TCH ITS MY TURN

  14. thatcoolkidcameron thatcoolkidcameron
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    I dont like being ignored. i miss the way you were before..

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I MISS YOU
    I MISS YOUR SMILE
    & I STILL SHRED A TEAR
    EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
    (OneDirection)

  17. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Can somebody lower their standards and fall in love with me, please?

  18. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Me: *ignores responsibilities
    and goes on the internet*

  19. courtcourt courtcourt
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    you're 11, bipolar, bisexual and random?
    Tell me more about how "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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