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BravoSierra
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August 2, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Disney ChannelIs really stupid.

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Your_Perfect_Boyfriend
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:40pm UTC

g u y s l i ke c o n f i d e n c e.
A girl who knows
her true beauty, is much
more attractive than
a girl who says
she is ugly.
♥
nmf

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Me at Target
Old Lady: Oh please young sir, will you grab me that juice?
Me: Oh yeah sure! Oh I see you are getting Naked.
Old Lady: Yes it's my favorite.
Me: I like to get naked in Target too.
Old Lady: It's the best.
Me: Maybe we can get naked together some time!
Old Lady: -slowly backs away-
Me: I gotta make this a quote.nmf

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OctoberDiving
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August 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC

I'm not going to lie but,
if I was an Olympic gymnast, i'd show off everywhere.

Format by twilightgirl995

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pollypositive
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August 2, 2012 12:17pm UTC

And yesterday I got a "hey". He told my friend he just had the urge to text me...coming from him, that means a lot. :)

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edwardl0v3r
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:19pm UTC

I wonder what it
feels like,
To go somewhere in
public, and have guys
look at you because
you're pretty.
( OneDirection )

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clemintine98
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August 1, 2012 7:46pm UTC

credittorunningislife
If going on the internet was an Olympic sport,
I'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps...
nmf MYQUOTE

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CaliGirlSwag
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Plot twist: They text you first.

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:42pm UTC

What One Direction sing in the shower:
Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows everywhere
Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it
Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes
Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S yeahhhhh!
Niall: Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin it

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Be strong,"
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Hardest job ever, working in a bubble wrap factory .
imagine the self control needed..

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emmelove12
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Gram:So you have a boyfriend
Me:I wish..
Gram: Want me to hook you up with one of my friends grandsons
Me: Lol...no.
Gram: Ok but this is what he looks like.
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me: What was his name again?

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livy022586
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Normal Girls: omg these heels hurt sooo bad but they're so cute and they make legs look hawt so im gonna wear them. LOL yolo!
Me: my sweatpants need to be a little big in case i gain any weight while im eating.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 7:40pm UTC

i didn't type that to excercise my fingers
i want a reply.
nmq/ format credit jimmy365

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 7:45pm UTC

How do celebrities date
normal unfamous people.
like, where do they meet and how do they talk.
Does the normal person just go 'hey im a huge fan" and they bang?
how does that work and where to i sign up.

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Plot twist: Niall says he likes Demi, to get close to Selena, to get close to Justin Bieber.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:24pm UTC

16 and Pregnant?
What about 16 and
PARTICIPATING IN THE OLYMPICS.
mq/mf

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Melrose*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC

Guy: Whats it like to have boobs?
Me: what?
Guy: like do you ever just sit around and grab them?
Me: uh
Guy: if i had boobs id watch tv and just jiggle them back and forth
true story. omg.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh, that's nice.
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow, I hope we win.
Me watching the Olympics now: I'm gonna f#ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Watching the Olympics just reminds
of how much talent I don't have.

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