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Guy: Whats it like to have boobs?
Me: what?
Guy: like do you ever just sit around and grab them?
Me: uh
Guy: if i had boobs id watch tv and just jiggle them back and forth 


true story. omg.
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Guy: Whats it like to have boobs? Me: what? Guy: like do you

843 faves · 25 comments · Aug 1, 2012 5:25pm

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Melrose*


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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
Sounds like my boyfriend.... lol. He always asks me weird things, like if they hurt when I jump, or if they get in my way....
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dontfallinlov3 · 1 decade ago
I play with mine all the time... They're there for a reason right? LOL
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blair waldorf* · 1 decade ago
lol brb i'm dying XD
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writingmylifeaway · 1 decade ago
LOL this legit happens to me with my guy friends they ask me all the time!
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
LOOL
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Skimrande · 1 decade ago
Not gonna lie, I've totally randomly jiggled my boobs before.
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
holy shxt i'm dying! XD
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Boobs.
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Bananabrains316 · 1 decade ago
MY BOOBS AREN'T EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO JIGGLE BACK AND FORTH.
but this is so funny I was dying
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xlive4lovex · 1 decade ago
That awkward moment when that's my favorite part about having booobs...
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
fyi to the dudes! that would hurt!! imagine jiggling balls!! YEAH!!! -_-
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skinnyminikitty · 1 decade ago
hahaahah id had this convo before
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I read this, then grabbed my boobs, and watched TV while jiggling them back and forth.
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justtwinkle · 1 decade ago
Should of asked what it's like to have balls.
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Singyourheartout · 1 decade ago
I'm sitting in front of the computer, laughing, with no sound coming out.
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young_lovers · 1 decade ago
me and my friend had this convo once i was like ur a freak
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jahan · 1 decade ago
LOOOL, this quote made my day!!! It must have been AkwarD
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EatTheApplePie · 1 decade ago
pfffff aha im laughing my a/s off omg
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isycakes99 · 1 decade ago
hahah a guy has asked me that before hahah
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sunnynicky · 1 decade ago
that would hurt after a while . haha .
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