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  1. irishgirl41 irishgirl41
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    *worth reading*
    So Today;
    I was walking in the hallway,
    and there were these guys behind me.
    Probably juniors or seniors.
    And I over heard some of their conversation...
    Guy 1: So what's she like? The girl you like? What's her name?
    Guy 2: *says girls name* She's amazing..
    Guy 1: *suprised* Really? Her?
    Guy 2: Yep.
    Guy 1: She's not even hot.
    Guy 2: No, I guess she's not your definition of hot,
    but she's one of those girls who the longer you
    look at her, the prettier she is. The ways she
    laughs, and smiles, and is just a happy person.
    She's nice to everyone and that's sexy as hell.
    "So no, when you first look at her, you don't
    say, "man she's fine" but when you really
    look at her, I can guarantee you'll think;
    "Damn, she's beautiful"
    Mr,
    you give me hope.
    I hope she's lucky enough to have you.

  2. emosexy emosexy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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    1) press the fave button
    2) highlight the numbers
    3) press Ctrl and f
    4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

  3. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    they should invent;
    a treadmill with a laptop built in.
    and unless you're walking, the internet wouldn't work.
    like you had to be walking on it, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides
    i would lose so much weight
    and like if you wanted to download something, you would have to run.
    and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded.
    i need this

  4. StarryMysteries StarryMysteries
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    ❝ DO YOU REMEMBER IN
    KInDerGarTen
    h o w y o u ' d m e e t a (kid)
    anD Know noTHInG aBouT THem,
    THEN TEN SECONDS LATER,
    ♥ {{ YOU'D BE PLAYING }}
    LIKe You were BesT FrIenDs,
    ♥ {BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE}
    anyone but yourself. ❞

  5. lovelydarling lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
    Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
    nmf/nmq

  6. xoxoloveyourlifexoxo xoxoloveyourlifexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    LOL. has anyone noticed that on the side, where the categories are, if you click vent, it brings you to a website to buy a diary. lololol.

  7. AnnaLovesYou AnnaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Tom can do me Daley
    nmq

  8. TrappedInWonderland TrappedInWonderland
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Watching The Olympics
    *Tom Daley dives*
    Me: "Oh yes."
    Dad: "You really like that dive. huh?"
    Me: "What? Sorry."
    Dad: "I said that you must've really liked that dive."
    Me: Uh, yeah.. The dive.

  9. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    spiders. they just come in your house, walk around,
    scare the sh/t out of people, and leave their billion
    eggs to hatch.
    rude.

  10. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant.
    No need to throw a temper tantrum.

  11. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
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    AH MACARENA

  12. levenkar2126 levenkar2126
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    I wanted for dinner.
    You a sked me what's wrong
    I said nothing
    but as I turned around...
    I whispered everything.

  13. IBeHetze IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    hahahahahahah,
    i hate everyone.

  14. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Things I Like #1
    hugging a short girl ♥

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    thank you, phone.
    for letting me look at you in awkward situations.
    nmq/ format credit jimmy365

  16. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    *When I decide to talk to my family*
    me: I'm only here cause my internet stopped working.

  17. kaitlovesyou kaitlovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:12am UTC
    Regular Guy: Will you marry me?
    Ed Sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.

  18. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Tom Daley: Hi I'm Tom Daley.
    Tom Daley: I'm 18.
    Tom Daley: I'm hot as f/ck.
    Tom Daley: I dive professionally.
    Tom Daley: I'm competing in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games
    Tom Daley: I'm British, so I have a cute accent.
    Tom Daley: I have other hot, British friends.
    Tom Daley: I have perfect teeth, beautiful eyes, and gorgeous brown hair.
    Tom Daley: I hip thrusted to "Sexy and I Know It"
    Tom Daley: I have an amazing personality.
    Tom Daley: I'm really really really good at maths.
    Tom Daley: I have an amazing body.
    Tom Daley: And, surprise, I'm even friends with your favorite band, One Direction.
    Tom Daley: Lol, problem?

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:47am UTC
    Dear people from the UK who hate Americans,
    You colonized us.
    Sincerely,
    You caused this awesomeness

  20. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Our generation had the best
    Disney Channel Original Movies:
    Zenon Halloween Town The Thirteenth Year
    Smart House Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire

    The Ulimate Christmas Present Motocrossed
    The Luck of the Irish Get a Clue Cadet Kelly
    Gotta Kick It Up Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off
    The Cheetah Girls Pixel Perfect Cow Belles

    Stuck in the Suburbs Read it and Weep Quints
    Go Figure Life is Ruff… Right on Track
    Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Jump In!
    Twitches High School Musical Camp Rock
    Sorry Disney, You’re not going
    to be able to top that.

:)

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