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  1. Terilyn Terilyn
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Me: Mom these are the Vans i want to get. *shows her le vans on my laptop*
    My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
    My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
    Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
    My Mom: Oooh! What's Wittyprofiles?
    Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
    My Mom:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Voldemort:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Canada:
    Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
    My Mom: But it's not Apr-
    Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
    My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
    Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.

  2. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Why I wear over sized sweatshirts
    30% because they're extremely comfy and cuddly
    70% to smack people with my sleeves

  3. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 6:50am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    The Notebook #2
    Noah: [while hanging from the Ferris Wheel] Will you go out with me?
    Allie: What? No.
    Noah: No...?
    Allie: No.
    Noah: Why not?
    Allie: I don't know, because I don't want to.
    Noah: OK, then you leave me no other choice. [Let's go with one hand]
    Allie: AHHHH!
    Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
    Allie: OKAY OKAY. Fine I'll go out with you!
    Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
    Allie: No, no, I want to!
    Noah: Say it.
    Allie: I wanna go out with you.
    Noah: Say it again.
    Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
    Noah: Alright, alright we'll go out!

  5. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped about nice things?
    like...
    YEAH GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
    put them in a closet for you cause its polite
    YEAH BABY THATS RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
    carry you to your bed cause baby i know you tired
    OH GIRL IMMA SLAP DAT
    Broom out of your hand because youve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

  6. 99may1 99may1
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Eleven years ago,
    my daddy was walking to work. He used to work in the twin towers
    and would walk from the subway to his office.
    He had just gotten a pair of new shoes and they were giving him blisters.
    So, he stopped in Starbucks and ordered a tall, dark coffee
    He found a seat in the corner of the Starbucks and took off his shoes.
    He slowly sippe his coffee, while rubbing his feet.
    Suddenly, a message started planning on the TV in the corner.
    it showed the building where he worked, but it was in flames.
    The reporter started to tell all about how the planes had hit the building.
    It sunk in, and my daddy called my mom, letting her know he was ok.
    Something saved my father that day,
    maybe it was his shoes,
    but i believe it was God. He saved my daddy so that he could still be a part of my life and so he can walk me up the isle.
    So thank you, God.
    I love you, Daddy.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    IF ELLEN WAS PRESIDENT,
    THERE WOULD BE NO WARS.
    just dancing

  8. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq

  9. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    School dress code is dumb. We can't show our shoulders??? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder."?

  10. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:41am UTC
    She Ratchet™
    @SheeeRatchet
    stop editing y'alls pics. What if
    you go missing? how you
    expect us to find you if you look
    like beyonce on facebook &
    chief keef in person.
    12:17 PM • 21 Aug 12
    ⇆ Retweeted by you
    ______________________________________
    ← ⇆ ★ ⇈
    format credit: Peace1231

  11. SinnersNeverSleep SinnersNeverSleep
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:13am UTC
    It's funny how being "awkward" has suddenly
    become 'cute' and mainstream...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Is it just me...
    or does anyone else
    hate talking on the phone?
    I mean, with all the obnoxious breathing in my ear,
    the stuttering because I'm talking to an electronic device,
    and constantly asking the other person to repeat what they said,
    it's a downright painful experience.

  14. OneDirectiiion OneDirectiiion
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Dear Louis Tomlinson,
    Be my boyfriend? Breathe for yes. Lick your forehead for no.
    Sincerely,
    Wait ... Why are you purple now?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Scarlettgirl8 Scarlettgirl8
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:12am UTC
    screw yolo
    we have
    » LWWY«
    One Direction's new single;
    Live While We're Young

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:25am UTC
    Apperantly harry is afraid to
    get a girlfriend cause he doesn't
    want her to get hurt by the fans

    (format credit to OneDirection)

  18. onlyifhestheone onlyifhestheone
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Steve probably knows
    way more about One Direction
    than any adult male should. LOL.

  19. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    10 year old me: omg i cant wait to be a teenager. I'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and play music really loud and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and just have this amazing social life omg i cant wait.
    Me: *spills cereal on cat*

  20. littlenattycastronovo littlenattycastronovo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Mom: Okay, it's time for you to go read
    My siblings: Awww
    Mom: And you
    Me: Me?
    Mom: Yes, you. Go be social for once, go call your friends or something
    Me: Social?
    Me: Friends?
    Me: What is this language you are speaking to me

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