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selena8887777
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August 24, 2012 2:59pm UTC

Today I ran up to a random guy, gave him a piece of paper with my number on it, and yelled
"SO CALL MY MAYBE"
I don't think i'll be getting a phone call anytime soon.

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ListenToTheRain
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August 24, 2012 3:02pm UTC

If your thighs don't jiggle, go see a doctor.
- m I L e Y c Y R u s .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Emilyycanfly
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August 24, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Girl chatting with her guy friend
Girl: Aww you're so sweet!
Boy: ...Thanks!
Girl: I wish I could find a boy like you!
Boy: Then...will you go out with me?
Girl: What? NO! I said a boy LIKE you!
Boy: ...I'm a boy...Like me ...

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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 2:59pm UTC

lazy senior rule:
has a full plan for the zombie apocalypse.
has no idea what to do after graduation.

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courtneylol_*
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August 24, 2012 2:22pm UTC

insult me: you end up in the hospital
insult my friends or family: you end up in the ground

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anorexia
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August 23, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Don't tell me that I've gone insane, I know.

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JelenaToes
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August 23, 2012 6:07pm UTC

I never make a mistake twice. maybe 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.

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danceismylife23
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August 23, 2012 5:39pm UTC

today is my second day of school as a sophomore
and I made friends with a freshman who has a mental disability. I feel pretty damn proud condsidering I got nasty looks from the 'populars'

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forgottenlover
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August 23, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I'm not sure if the screaming kids outside are having fun or being brutally murdered...

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SportsLover004
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June 27, 2012 1:52pm UTC

When dentists ask you
a question and you're reply is just 'udsebgsrujbgsgnjk'
Format: twilightgirl995

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LaurenTheGreatest99
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June 26, 2012 8:04pm UTC

What does HE see in HER?
We all know I'm awesome...

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BreakingDown_
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June 26, 2012 7:45pm UTC

AUTOPHOBIA
the fear of saying goodbye, because goodbyes are forever.♥

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XTheBestDayX
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 7:47pm UTC

When you randomly have a song
stuck in your head that you
haven't heard in awhile

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MechanicalBride *
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June 26, 2012 7:43pm UTC

If you fall in love with two people
Choose the second one
because if you loved the
first one,
You wouldn't have fallen
for the second.

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animallovers46
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June 26, 2012 7:45pm UTC

I prefer sweat pants over yoga pants.
I prefer hoodies over dressing up.
I prefer rain over sunshine.
I prefer sleep over going out every night.
I prefer sneakers over heels.
I prefer music over tv.
I prefer my best friend over him.
I prefer me over who i'm not.

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themottoisYOLO
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June 26, 2012 7:12pm UTC

The thing to your right
is your weapon during the zombie apocalypse.
How screwed are you?!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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laughoutloud123
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June 2, 2010 7:21pm UTC

Brendan: Mr. Shaw, do we have to go in Victoria Secrets?
Nick: Yeah i want to figure out my bra size!!
Just a typical day in social studies... we are going on a field trip to the mall for math...

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