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is your weapon during the zombie apocalypse.
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The thing to your right is your weapon during the zombie apocalypse.

113 faves · 174 comments · Jun 26, 2012 7:12pm

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dancergrl101 · 7 years ago
a tub of icecream... i shall suffocate them in my layers of fat! >:D lol jk
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Crazygirl11 · 7 years ago
A can of soda
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soccersocks · 7 years ago
i have a dirty sock next to me....FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DIRTY SOCK ZOMBIES!!
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karmaisfaith · 7 years ago
my laptop charger...
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TheWrittenInfection · 7 years ago
my very tiny dog. greattt she would probably snuggle them to death
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wittygirl1999 · 7 years ago
my grandma =.=
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babyphatpg · 7 years ago
Cup of water ._.
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xoTESSox · 7 years ago
.....and im stuck with Reese's wrappers. Nice
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haveaheart00 · 7 years ago
an electronic keyboard
unless they're scared of high pitches...
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MEEman · 7 years ago
a printer (wont work im not that strong) ;33
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lauren1023 · 7 years ago
a pillow pet and tic tacs?
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ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe · 7 years ago
a wheelie chair xD
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headinthecloudsxo4 · 7 years ago
a freakin' stapler.
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DreamingDirectioner · 7 years ago
A highlighter. :L
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luv4ever57 · 7 years ago
im super screwed.

A pillow.
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DreamYourWayToParis · 7 years ago
My TV. It will work
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ssleepless-nights* · 7 years ago
oh yeah im screwed my dining room chair :p
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SerouslyDuh · 7 years ago
My guinea pig...
im screwed
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radiancewithin · 7 years ago
screwed. a 6 inch hairbrush and 2 pillows. lololol
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LivHeartzMusic · 7 years ago
my dog............................................................................
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