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1. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 4:26pm UTC
   These past five months have been a roller coaster. Thanks to him.
   We had each other for the first month and a half. Then he met her...
   whom has turned his life up side down
   and every which way. And he is hung up on her
   . But she wont give in and say yes to the best possible relationship
   on this planet. And he won't give up.
   Guess who has heard it all.
   I have been there through everything
   . I have cried over this boy because he wants to die.
   And I have slightly fallen for this boy. All the crazy converstaions that no
   sane person should have.
   The late nights we share. Every arguement and negotaition that has led to compromises.
   Every time we say we would date each other.
   Every time we said we should cuddle and watch a movie.
   Every time we said that we deserve someone to love us.
   We should date. We could work. And I would give him my all.
   The kicker.
   We live halfway across the country from each other.
   How did this happen?
   
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2. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   Darling, it hurts me to see you go through that. What hurts me worse is I can't be there for you.
   
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3. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2013 6:07pm UTC
   *See's Finding Dory Advertisement*
   me: Wait...
   me: Hold up...
   me: What?
   me: Hold the phone...
   me: Where did Dory even go??
   Like seriously Disney. What are ya doing losing characters.
   Get with the progam.
   I still love you though.
   
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4. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2013 9:42pm UTC
   Once you pick out your flaws no one can hold them against you. And you will radiate with true beauty.
   
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5. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2013 9:35pm UTC
   An empty room, I'm empty too. And everything reminds me of you.
   
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6. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 7:23pm UTC
   Someone asked me how a boy with a stutter could sing so beautifully.
   I said:
   "Music is a universal language, anyone can speak it."
   
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7. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   Lately it's been hard to tell if this life is real or a dream.
   
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8. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 1:34pm UTC
   In The Shower:
   Shampoo: Let me get in your eyes so you can't see anything.
   Conditioner: Let me get in your ears so you get annoyed with the feeling.
   Soap: Let me get in your mouth so all you taste is crap.
   Shaver: Let me cut you and make you bleed.
   
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9. laughoutloud123
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 1:17pm UTC
   Everybody Wanna Go To Heaven. It Beats The Other Place There Ain't No Doubt.
   
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10. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    His Voice,
    Goes Right Through Me.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    I Used To Be Love Drunk, But Now I'm Hungover. I Love You Forever, Forever Is Over.
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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12. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    He Who Lives In A Glass House Should Not Throw Rocks...
    Or Take A Shower.
    
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13. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    That moment when you don't chew your chip well, you swallow and it scratches down your esophogus. You think: I'M GONNA DIE.
    
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14. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    I Love This Crazy Tragic, Sometimes Almost Magic, Awful Beautiful Life.
    
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15. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times it's you. It's you you make me sing your every line your every word your everything.
    
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16. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Your Empty Eyes Seem To Pass Me By.
    
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17. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    I don't need to be skinny to be pretty.
    
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18. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    She's a Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, gellatine,
    dynamite with a lazer beam.
    Garunteed to blow your mind.
    Anytime.
    
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19. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Another one bites the dust.
    Another one bites the dust.
    And another one gone and
    another one gone.
    Another one bites the dust.
    
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20. laughoutloud123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Can Anybody
    Find Me
    Somebody To Love?
    NOT MY QUOTE
    NMF
    
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