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laughoutloud123
posted a quote
April 9, 2011 7:55pm UTC

All hot guys are either:
a) total jerks
b) gay
c) too old for you
Agree?

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laughoutloud123
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 9:43pm UTC

It's Always A Turn On,
When Guys Play
With
Little Kids.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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laughoutloud123
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:34pm UTC

In The Shower:
Shampoo: Let me get in your eyes so you can't see anything.
Conditioner: Let me get in your ears so you get annoyed with the feeling.
Soap: Let me get in your mouth so all you taste is crap.
Shaver: Let me cut you and make you bleed.

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GreenMariLoves
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Highlight if you were born in the 2000's
Fave if you weren't :P
nmf

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sammy*
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Perfect Guy for Me:
-blue eyes
-cute smile
-funny
-makes me laugh
-talks with me a lot
-serious side
-compliments me a lot
-laughs
-holds my hand
-gives me unexpected hugs
-calls me for no reason
-takes walks with me
♥
(OneDirection format)

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Eminemx3
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Fave for confessions#

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siky12
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:57pm UTC

before you kiss me,
-grab my waist
-pull me closer to your body
-look into my eyes
-look at my lips while biting your lip
-look back into my eyes again
-grab my face gently
-then slowly lean in & kiss me
it'll drive me crazy, I promise.

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poodlelomein35
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Lizzie McGuire has a baby
Raven is on Broadway
Miley is engaged
Zack and Cody are 20
Jackson is 35
London Tipton was engaged
Lavagirl is 19
Cory (Cory in the House) is 20
Tawni from So Random/Sonny with a Chance is married
Now it's 11-year-old memory freaks and lame nannies
Makes me wonder what my kids will have to watch...

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Guys Who
kisses the girl in the lip
and say
"Everything will be okaay"

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Everybody has that one friend that:
1) Turns everything dirty.
2) Eats like a pig and gains no weight.
3) Swears a lot.
4) Has a funny laugh.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Guys Who
cuddle with the girl and
watch Disney Movie at the
same time instead of making out

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shebelieved316
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC

My friend: Okay, we are going to find a HOT guy for you!
Me: Okay *looks around* HIM! OH MY JESUS! HE IS SO HOT. Please have my babies!!!
My friend: *Stares at me* That's my brother...
Nmf

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Candycane11591
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June 12, 2012 10:08am UTC

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DakotaMarieee
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June 11, 2012 8:38pm UTC

How does anything EVER get done in a bubble wrap factory?

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