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shebelieved316

1. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2013 2:45pm UTC
   Nothing is worse than constant pressure from your parents...
   
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2. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 7:58pm UTC
   I'm on a
   seafood diet.
   I see food
   and I eat it.
   
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3. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC
   Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom...
   Think about it...
   
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4. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 12:04pm UTC
   You're 15 years old...you should be feeling butterflies in your tummy, not a baby kicking...
   
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5. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 7:36pm UTC
   CONGRATULATIONS!
   You broke her heart!!!
   Your prize: Multiple kicks in the f***ing balls
   
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6. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   My friend: Okay, we are going to find a HOT guy for you!
   Me: Okay *looks around* HIM! OH MY JESUS! HE IS SO HOT. Please have my babies!!!
   My friend: *Stares at me* That's my brother...
   Nmf
   
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7. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   Mom: I need you to vacuum the floors, do laundry, and wash the dishes
   Me: L a t e r
   Mom: I heard you cry in the bathrooms at school...
   Me: So, where's the vacuum cleaner?
   
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8. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   Now ,the only time he calls is when he
   BUTTDIALS.
   
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9. shebelieved316
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 4:47pm UTC
   B*TCH You're like Summer...
   No Class♥
   
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10. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Falling in Love with you
    has been best thing that has ever happened to me...
    And now you're mine.
    ♥
    
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11. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    I WANT HIM...
    I also want a 4.0, but we all know that's not gonna happen...
    
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12. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Brain: Move on
    Heart: Impossible
    
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13. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Confirm
    You love him but he doesn't care.
    Move On
    Keep trying
    
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14. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Bella:You're thin, white, and you suck up blood.
    I know what you are...
    Edward:What? Say it. OUT LOUD.
    Bella: Tampon
    
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15. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Sweat...
    is your fat crying
    
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16. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    I think about him everyday
    I think about him every night
    I wonder if I should tell him and say
    You're always on my mind
    ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill
    
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17. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    * * * * * * * *
    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
    I fall asleep thinking about you
    You're the one I dream about
    ♥
    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
    
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18. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
    BEFORE YOU TELL HIM GOODBYE</3
    
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19. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    ….
    ♥
    nmf.
    /
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    I REGRET
    But it was probably for the best
    
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20. shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:02am UTC
    Fave if you're bestfriend ever backstabbed you</3
    
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