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randi*
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November 13, 2012 10:37pm UTC

Me: pushup!
Me: *stays down*

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melaynay34162
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February 12, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Yesterday i brought home my boyfriend for the first time for dinner. this is how it went.
*boyfriend walks through the door*
dad:you get her pregnant ill kill you.
me: dad!!!!
him: no its ok its ok. hello sir, i wont i have no intention of it.
*mom and brother come in*
mom:hello!
him: why hello! i see where your daughter gets her good looks!
brother: did you just call my mom hot?
dad: watch it!
him:no no i wa--
dad: leave son.

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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds
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November 12, 2012 11:04pm UTC

If god is always whatching
why not be entertaining!

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ElmoLuvsAngel
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November 12, 2012 10:43pm UTC

I have always wanted to
text somebody and say
"I hid the body"

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completeinhim
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June 15, 2012 10:20am UTC

WITTY SAYS
THIS QUOTE IS GOING
TO GET 1,400 FAVES
AND 43 COMMENTS,
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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伤*
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June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
Harry: no
Louis: you gotta be kitten me!
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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GreenMariLoves
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June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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audreyann
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November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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aDrew13
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May 16, 2012 11:11pm UTC

FAV THIS
if you've ever been
victimized by
Regina George

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alexxrubin
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May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC

JUST DOING A SURVEY
Fav this if you've already had your first kiss
Comment if you haven't had your first kiss yet

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winkedyesterday5
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May 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Dentist: So how has school been going?
Me: euibunbirvfukautrgbcwuhbdj

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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haynaww_17
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May 3, 2012 2:50pm UTC

♥
the curiosity is killng them-Jenna Marbles<3
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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blood_shot_rose
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April 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Hey, wanna come over eat
some pizza and watch a
Disney movie. And maybe
fall helplessly in love?
Just a suggestion.

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MemoIsShy
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November 27, 2011 5:20pm UTC

I'm a wittyboy:)
and i know how to treat girls right.
♥

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MemoIsShy
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December 7, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Bluetooth vs. Wi-Fi
Men are like "Bluetooth"; he is conntected to you Women are like Wi-Fi; she sees all
when you are nearly, but searches for other devices available devices but connects to
when you are away... the strongest one.
mine.

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