Yesterday i brought home my boyfriend
for the first time for dinner. this is how it
went.
*boyfriend walks through the
door*
dad:you get her pregnant
ill kill you.
me: dad!!!!
him: no its ok its ok.
hello sir, i wont i have no intention of it.
*mom and brother come
in*
mom:hello!
him: why hello! i see where
your daughter gets her good looks!
brother: did you just call
my mom hot?
dad: watch it!
him:no no i wa--
dad: leave
son.
Yesterday i brought home my boyfriend for the first time for
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Feb 12, 2012 5:13pm
