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alexxrubin

1. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   Things to do today:
   1. Dig a hole.
   2. Name it love.
   3. Watch people falling in love.
   
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2. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   Nothing moves faster then a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture. ♡
   
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3. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 2:12pm UTC
   If we were actors in a love scene, I would purposely make a small mistake so we would have to do it over . ♡♡
   
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4. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 2:06pm UTC
   B*tch Please,
   My phone battery lasts longer then your relationships..
   
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5. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 11:05pm UTC
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6. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 12:13am UTC
   After..
   300 text messages
   200 facebook stalks
   100 sad quotes
   50 heart break songs
   40 "it's for the best's"
   30 sleepless nights
   20 awkward conversations
   10 hours spent crying
   and one broken promise
   I'm finally over you .
   
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7. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Your the harmony to every song
   I sing♡
   
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8. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 8:12pm UTC
   The difference between school and life?
   In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life you are given a test that teaches you a lesson .
   -Tom Bodett
   
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9. alexxrubin
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 1:03pm UTC
   Our inside jokes,
   Too many to name.
   When we're apart,
   It's never the same.
   When we're together,
   It's nothing but fun.
   Replacing my girls,
   Just can't be done. ♡
   
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10. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    My future is so bright . . .
    I need shades . ☼
    
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11. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Did you know that,
    when someone appears in your dreams, it's because that person was thinking of you?
    ♡♡♡♡
    
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12. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    If I was a bird...
    I would crap on you first.
    
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13. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    When you stop chasing the wrong things..
    you give the right things a chance to catch up to you. ♥
    
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14. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Every time I put my phone on silent,
    It decides to play 'hide and seek'.
    
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15. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:44am UTC
    Dear girls,
    Quit trying to look like us in your photos. It's embarrassing to our species.
    Sincerely, ducks
    
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16. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:20am UTC
    I consider myself a crayon,
    I may not be your favorite color
    But someday you'll need me to complete your picture . ♡♡
    
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17. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Life is like a mountain,
    Hard to climb, but once you get to the top, the view is beautiful♡♡
    
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18. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Hey.
    Can you move away from the sunlight please?
    I hate the smell of burning plastic..
    Fav if you get it :D
    
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19. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Sweetie, please stop calling yourself hott..
    The only thing you turn on is the light in your room .
    
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20. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    JUST DOING A SURVEY
    Fav this if you've already had your first kiss
    Comment if you haven't had your first kiss yet
    
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