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MyNamesDillon
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July 8, 2012 10:50pm UTC

I like your face

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reyyy312
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June 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Admit it,
you've always wanted to try
a krabby patty. ♥

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azncutiepie
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June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

credittoforgeter
That moment when
someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC

...then you smiled at me
I took many hours to get to sleep that night

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smileetweetzz
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June 29, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Valorie You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
26 minutes ago ·1 comment · 15 likes posted via iphone
Dalton You got your class schedule already??
13 minutes ago ago · 63 Like
nmq & nmf

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majorgleek13
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:54pm UTC

When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading,
I don't answer.
I just raise the book up so they can see the cover.
♥

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shann42800
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 11:17am UTC

ADIMIT IT
We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically...

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alimophia
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

zayn is perfect.
nobody is perfect.
so zayn is nobody.
nobody loves me.
therefore, zayn malik loves me.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Jealousy.
*Normal girls: OMG. My guy is with another girl. Wtf
*Me*: OMG! THE PIZZA MAN IS IN ANOTHER PERSONS DRIVEWAY

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yourcool
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June 29, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Oh, I didn't tell you?
Must've been none of your damn business.

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moniqueasaurus
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:55am UTC

Next time a blocked number calls you,
answer like this,
"hey this is Jim's wh0re house.
You got the dough, we got the h0e."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:42am UTC

I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people to find me attractive.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:56pm UTC

Do you think it's weird that a
round pizza with triangle slices comes in a square box?

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伤*
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:48am UTC

A girl threw her phone on stage
so louis called her mum
to let her know he had the phone."
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Anthony96
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC

You are everything I think about,
everything I want.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
guy on phone: yes.
me: does it tickle when you walk?
guy on phone: *click*

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Phoebe*
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
Bully: .....
Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
Dad: .....
Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
Brother: ....
Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
Me: ...this is why I love you.
nmf/
all mine♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:04pm UTC

girl: describe me in one word.
boy: mine.

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: You're late.
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher:
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

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