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majorgleek13

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Member Since: 14 Jun 2011 01:09pm

Last Seen: 9 Mar 2013 03:28pm

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  1. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    iPhone battery:
    beginning of day: 100%
    end: dead.
    Nokia Phones:
    beginning of day: 100%
    end: 99%
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  2. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: What for?
    Me: To open the Chamber of Secrets. WHAT DO YOU THINK FOR?

  3. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Executive producers told Adele to lose weight. And she replied, "I write music for ears, not eyes."

  4. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    that awesome moment
    when you say something really funny
    and everyone laughs,
    So you just sit there like a boss.

  5. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Mirror At Home:
    dayum girl, your hot! ;)
    Mirror At School:
    *ahem* where is your paper bag?

  6. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    We live in
    a society where pizza gets to your house,
    before the police.

  7. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    They say all the good ones are taken?
    ummm hello? I'M SINGLE!
    (:

  8. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    I'm not a photographer..
    but I can picture us together.
    nmf

  9. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    *I pod on shuffle*
    not this song. (-__-) or this song. (-__-)
    YES! THIS IS MY JAM!
    ~(','~) (~',')~
    \('-'\) (/'-')/
    FunkyMonkeyFormats

  10. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    R.O.F.L.T.I.R.T.I.H.M.O.D.S.I.S.C.
    Rolling on floor laughing the I realize that I haven't met One Direction so I start crying.
    ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

  11. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    *Crossing the road*
    5 years old: hold mommy's hand.
    10 years old: look both ways.
    14 years old: RUNNN and hope for the best!

  12. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 10:18am UTC
    Normal People: Yay, sumer! I can finally have fun, sleep in, hang out with friends, go to camp, be social….
    Directioners: SDKJOWKDJKW YES FINALY NOW I HAVE MORE TIME TO BLOG ABOUT 1D, AND TALK ABOUT 1D, AND LOOK UP PICTURES OF 1D, AND READ FANFICS ABOUT 1D, AND TRY TO GET TICKETS TO 1D, AND TWEET ALL OF 1D MORE OFTEN, AND….

  13. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:28pm UTC

    The awkward moment
    when you accidentally
    make eye contact with someone
    like five times.
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  14. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC
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    I have decided
    to get in shape.
    The shape will be
    "potato"

    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  15. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your phone rings in church.
    even more awkward when your ringtone is
    Judas by Lady Gaga...

  16. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:03pm UTC
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    I want to steal a donut truck
    and go on a high speed chase
    because it would be funny seeing the cops chasing a donut truck on the news.
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  17. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Me: Mom, how does it feel to have an awesome daughter?
    Mom: I don't know go ask your grandma.

  18. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading,
    I don't answer.
    I just raise the book up so they can see the cover.

  19. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:53am UTC
    That awesome moment
    when you can correct your teacher.

  20. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    I like a song
    I listen to it a million times.
    &then I can't stand it

    -facebook

:)

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