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Next time a blocked number calls you,

answer like this,


"hey this is Jim's wh0re house.

You got the dough, we got the h0e."
 
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Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this, "hey

1168 faves · 20 comments · Jun 23, 2012 11:55am

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PantsAREunwelcome · 1 decade ago
"Welcome to Jim's Bank. You whack it, we pack it."
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sjfashionfever · 1 decade ago
this made my day ♥
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corinne65_808 · 1 decade ago
"stainless steal condom company, no rust no bust, how may I help you?"
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foreverlove18 · 1 decade ago
Genius! I love it ;P
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heitsmee123 · 1 decade ago
i have always wanted to do this
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FluffyXD · 1 decade ago
OMG LOL:)
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Buki · 1 decade ago
this is so funny
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
this is hilarious
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soup6996 · 1 decade ago
either "you kill 'em, we chill 'em" or, "You stab 'em, we slab 'em!"
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lestrangeXstaygold · 1 decade ago
Local Morgue, you kill em', we chill em'!
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cheezbunni540 · 1 decade ago
i was with my bf and we pretended like he was raping me lmao :)
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tengakino · 1 decade ago
I wish I could do this but whenever my parents call, its a blocked number...
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horsegirl98 · 1 decade ago
Or be like "Local bank, You jack it we pack it" (-: ahah
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holy-gaskarth* · 1 decade ago
My brother answers as Jims Shop. I have a weird brother haha
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KrissyMchotness · 1 decade ago
I was gonna say the Spencers barn one but someone beat me to it xD
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springerspaniel1 · 1 decade ago
or "Joe's hoe shop"
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WhatsUpSami · 1 decade ago
I saw this on reddit!
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
sometimes i answer "state donation house, you pack it we jack it" or something like that LOL
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n_kitty · 1 decade ago
im laughing so hard right now...
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lizlinee · 1 decade ago
lol... luv this
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