PantsAREunwelcome

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Member Since: 18 Jun 2012 07:04pm

Last Seen: 23 Nov 2012 06:29pm

Location: Pownal, VT

Gender: F

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Hiiiii :)
My name is Aubrey, and I'm 14 years old. Came out of my mother on the 24th of May.
I have a twin sister named Taylor.
I got that single sawgg. ;* Blonde hair, blue eyes. I get most of my quotes from tumblr.Yeah, I dunno... I think I'm pretty funny. I can be nice, but if your mean to me, expect it back 1000x harder from me. :) I have my own opinion & if you don't like it then you can say hi to my middle finger.
Well, follow me, comment on my profile, & shizz.

♥
Things I like: cake, ice cream, Maroon 5, Eminem, Avril Lavigne, P!ink, Adventure Time, The Lumineers, Dexter, stuffed animals, the beach, juice, tumblr, hoodies, food, boys, Simple Plan, gays, B.o.B, sandals, Ed Sheeran, CSI:, Family Guy, MTV, hugs, friends, Jenna Marbles, Channing Tatum, sleep, sunshine, cats, YOLO, books, Jake Gyllenhaal, cotton candy, The Script, One Direction, rainy days, drawing, pajamas, Mac Miller, unicorns, laughing, Teen Wolf, elephants, candy, & cartoons.

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posted a quote
November 23, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Δ~~Δ
ξ •ｪ• ξ
ξ　~ ξ
ξ　　ξ
ξ　　⌒～~～~〇
ξ　　　, 　　　 ξ
ξ　ξξ　ξ~~~ξ　ξ
ξ_ξ ξ_ξ　　 ξ_ξ

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November 23, 2012 6:38pm UTC

most people: lazy sunday lol
me: lazy sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday

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posted a quote
November 23, 2012 6:35pm UTC

You didn't catch my eye right away, I won't deny this, but once you did, I swear I couldn't look away.
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posted a quote
November 23, 2012 6:32pm UTC

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
'cause it hurt when i did.

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posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:27pm UTC

Carpe Diem;
s e i z e t h e d a y .

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posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:23pm UTC

I want your affection
I need your perfection.

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posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Hakuna Matata:
It's the motto.

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posted a quote
August 21, 2012 1:22pm UTC

plot twist: I'm in a relationship.

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posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:32am UTC

Do what you love and f//uck the rest.

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posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:04am UTC

It's hard to wait around for something you know might not happen, but it's even harder to give up when it's everything you want.
♥

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posted a quote
August 2, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Plot twist: none for Glen Coco

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posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:08pm UTC

♚
DONT KEEP CLAM
JUST SLAP
THAT B//TCH HARD
nmq

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posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:02pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Will die alone with 72 cats
nmq

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posted a quote
July 27, 2012 8:16pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
nmq

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posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Me: *waiting for my mom to get up so we can leave*
Mom: *eating a snickers*
Me: C'mon! Get up! What are you doing?!
My mom's friend: What does it look like she's doing? She's eating a f//cking snickers! Maybe you should have one to be less grumpy! It works, I've seen it in commercials.

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July 24, 2012 8:54am UTC

i'm bringing sexy back, brb.

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posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:44pm UTC

Don't cry,
say 'f//ck you'
and smile.

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posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Nobody dies a virgin;
life f//cks us all in the end.

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posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Your teeth remind me of the stars,
so yellow and d i s t a n t from eachother.

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July 19, 2012 3:59pm UTC

So, there's this guy...
I really had a huge crush on him for about two years. I liked him the first time I saw him. It was in my 1st block math class in the begining days of middle school. He was really funy and had everything that I like in guys. We became friends and talked sometimes. We had 5 out of 8 classes a day together. Then next year was 8th grade. I ended up getting a locker right next to him. I'd ask him out, but repetadly he denied me. I had to get over him, but I couldn't. Over vacations I'd forget about him and be proud, but then, BOOM, his smile, his laugh, ahhh, it was to melt for. At the end of every week he'd ride on my bus, and if I was lucky and all the seats were filled I'd get to sit next to him. One day we went on a feild trip and my friend had a new boyfriend. I asked her who it was and it was him. My heart practically dropped to the floor and stabbed itself, but being who I gentley smiled hiding my hate and sadness, and said, "That's cute. I'm happy for you." Thir relationship killed me inside, but I knew it wouldn't last long. And though it wasn't her fault, (I had only told my best friends) I didn't like her. I know it's mean but I just couldn't handle the fact that they were together. But I was right, the relationship only lasted about a week because my friend had been known for dating A LOT of guys then break up quickly. I thought that that was so pointless and a waste of time. I had texted him all the time, but he never once texted me first. But one night, I was sitting on my bed doing homework, when all of a sudden my phone vibrated. I expected it to me my friend, Mikayla. But it wasn't... It was him. Feeling on top of the world I opened the text to read: "Do u have the vocab words?" All my happiness floated away. He had asked me for the words because I had given him some other vocabulary words previously. Even though they were sitting right next to me on my bed I replied "No." That was probably one of the worst/saddest moment my heart had ever felt, besides when he rejected me.
Recentley, he had started dating another girl. And even though he was never mine, I sometimes felt like he was, even though he probably will never feel the same way about me.

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