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  1. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I can't drown my demons.
    They know how to swim.
    -BMTH-

  2. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:32am UTC
    What do you do when the one you love is in love with someone else?
     
     
     
     

  3. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    You go to school: Nothing happens.
    You miss one day: 6 fights, Tupac comes back to life, school had a blackout and Beyonce performed in the cafeteria.

  4. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Aw, you cut yourself because Justin Bieber smoked weed?
    Good thing you aren’t a Wiz Khalifa fan.

  5. bluetwistr bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    I love how in scary
    MOVIES the person
    yells out 'hello?'
    As if the KILLER is going
    to be like 'Yeah I'm in
    the KITCHEN, want a
    sandwhich?'

  6. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Deleting one "ha"
    from your hahahahahaha, because you thought it was too much.

  7. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    One of my sister's friends commit suicide last night. We'll all love you and miss you.
    R.I.P Courtney♥

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    excuse me mom, but whoever smelt it dealt it.
    so it is, in fact, you that is doing the weed around here.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    if you ever feel ignored, just remember,
    will smith has a 21 year old son named trey smith.

  10. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    My sister got a clarinet.
    I'm glad she'll grow up to be a bandy like me,
    buts she's been playing for 3 hours ;_;

  11. musicnote16 musicnote16
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Life
    isn't about waiting
    for the Storm to pass...
    it's about learning to
    Dance
    in the rain

  12. MorganElizabethMoss MorganElizabethMoss
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    A True Love Story
    Will Never End
    Cookiedoughformats

  13. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    what Mean Girls taught me:
    You can't just ask people why they're white.

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:35am UTC
    2pac + Eminem + 50 Cent = 2 Packs of M&Ms for 50 cents

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    "Don't wanna break your heart
    wanna give you heart a break."
    - Demi Lovato
    format credit to OneDirection

  16. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:16am UTC
    So i have a question..
    For the guy that discoverd milk...
    What the hell were you doing to that cow !?!?!
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

  17. smilingsadly1 smilingsadly1
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    In every girl there is a little ninja,
    it comes out whenever someone touches her phone.
     
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    "Ha! you flinched."
    "Well ya, you almost
    punched me
    in the f*cking face."

  19. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Yeah, well.
    some people have
    lives
    and some people have
    music.

  20. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    *singing along to a song*
    Omg, I sound so good!
    I am going to record myself and show everyone
    *singing* *recording*
    Let's see how I sound...
    MOTHER OF GOD
    DELETE *click*

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