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bluetwistr

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1. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2015 10:19pm UTC
   teacher: First things first...
   me: I'M THE REALEST
   
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2. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 7:59pm UTC
   I love how in scary
   MOVIES the person
   yells out 'hello?'
   As if the KILLER is going
   to be like 'Yeah I'm in
   the KITCHEN, want a
   sandwhich?'
   
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3. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 7:47pm UTC
   Dear life,
   When I said
   "can my day get any worse"
   it was a rhetorical question
   not a challenge
   
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4. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   Yoga exercise balls
   3% of the time- Great exercise in yoga!
   6% of the time- Throw at people... SNEAK ATTACK!
   91% of the time- BOUNCY SEAT!!!!
   
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5. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   Saying
   "we can still be friends"
   is like your mom telling you that your dog died and saying
   "you can still keep it."
   
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6. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   Paralel lines have a lot in
   common, but they
   never meet.
   Ever.
   You might think
   that's sad
   But every other
   pair of lines
   meets once and then drifts
   apart forever.
   Which is pretty sad too.
   
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7. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 6:19pm UTC
   Uggs might be cool this year,
   but 15 years from now people are gonna say
   Uggs? As in UGGly??
   
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8. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2013 2:30pm UTC
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9. bluetwistr
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2013 2:10pm UTC
   ────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
   ──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
   ─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
   ─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
   ──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
   ────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
   ──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
   ────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
   ─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
   ───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.
   
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10. bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Id rather be partly great than entirely
    useless.
    
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11. bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    "Words don't hurt you." Which is one of the hugest criminal lies perpetrated by adults against children in this world. Because words hurt more than any physical pain.
    
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12. bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    Funny
    is when you fall off the couch laughing.
    
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13. bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    If you ever feel stupid, just think of the sloth that died because he clung to his arm that he thought was another tree limb.
    
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