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JohnnyyM450

1. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 10:39am UTC
   i never meant to hurt you...
   
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2. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 8:02am UTC
   I want to show you..
   how beautiful
   You really are..
   Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
   
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3. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   There are no stupid questions,
   Just stupid people.
   Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
   
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4. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   She's your girlfriend...
   Theres 7 days a week
   24 hours a day
   168 hours a week
   Give or take, 30 days a month
   365 days a year
   If you can't find time for her, you dont deserve her.
   nmf/ my quote
   Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
   
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5. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 10:16am UTC
   So i have a question..
   For the guy that discoverd milk...
   What the hell were you doing to that cow !?!?!
   Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
   
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6. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   Of course I flinched!
   You almost punched me in the face!!!!
   Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
   
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7. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   It's okay Pluto...
   I'm not a planet either...
   Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
   
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8. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 8:47am UTC
   I didn't trip, i was testing gravity...
   It Still Works....
   Credit: c0meatmebr0layouts
   
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9. JohnnyyM450
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2012 4:58pm UTC
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10. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    YOLO: YOU OBVIOULSY LIKE OREOS
    
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11. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    If we're not supposed to talk to strangers...
    Then how are we suppsosed to make friends?
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
    
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12. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 11:23am UTC
    If a redheaded guy works at a bakery...
    Does that make him a ginger bread man?
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
    
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13. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    IM GUNNA GO TAKE A HOT SHOWER..
    ITS LIKE A NORMAL SHOWER,
    BUT WITH ME IN IT.....
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
    nmq/nmf
    
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14. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: Awww when i feel from heaven?
    Boy:No, when you blasted through the asphalt being hurled out of hell.
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
    
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15. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Just broke 100 followers! thank you so much to everyone!!!
    
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16. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    No thats fine.... i like when you talk about me behind my back -____-
    
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17. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    whos Kony? and why do we have to make him famous?
    O__o
    
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18. JohnnyyM450
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    February 28, 2012 9:12am UTC
    When your about to tell someone something, and you forget as your about to tell them....fml -.-
    
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19. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:56am UTC
    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked, or homeless?
    
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20. JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Happy New Year? .................. whats sp happy about it?
    ..people say they'll change, but its just another year gone by, full of heartbreak and sorrow ..
    your words won't change the imprint you've already made...
    
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