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TuckersGirl
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:11pm UTC

Me in the future...
Me:
Come on to your archery lesson!
My daughter: But mom, I don't want to learn archery!
Me:
KATNISS, SHUT UP. PICK UP YOUR COAT AND BOW, WE'RE NOW GOING TO THE BAKERS TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:08am UTC

THERE ƎЯƎHTARE ƎЯATWO OWTSIDES ƧƎⱭIƧTO OTEVERY YЯƎVƎSTORY YЯOTƧInspired by Tumblr, Made by RunawayRachel

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makin_it_rain7
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:28pm UTC

Reasons i check my voicemail,
1% listen to the message
99% to get rid of the annoying icon..

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cheerleader12
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:08pm UTC

B/tch please.
You've had more relationships than my grandparents have had birthdays.

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arenaud
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:49pm UTC

Drinking cold water
after chewing really minty gum, and having that freezing feeling on your throat.
nmf

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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC

Parents:Who are you texting?
Parents:Who are you calling?
Parents:Who are you chatting with?
Me:Jake from State Farm.

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Meany23
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Is It Just Me Or. . .
Do banks really confuse you.? Why do they lock they're pens to the desk.? If I'M trusting YOU with my MONEY, you should be able to trust me with your pen.

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makin_it_rain7
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Me: **Pouring my heart out in a very thought out text**
Person: oh, lol
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS & I'LL BE LIKE, "OH, LOL"
nmf

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伤*
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 10:18am UTC

"I hate to see a guy who insults a girl
or is bad with her, immediately
i think she'd be better of with me."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC

Sure mom, i have friends!
Their names are:
Wit Teapro-Files
Yu Tewb
Tom Blur
and
Fred Gerator.
If you don't get it, say them out loud (;

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harrypotterlover42
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 3:28pm UTC

every pic you take
every status you make
every girl you break
I'll be stalking you

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BubblyGirl22
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC

WHAT TEAM?!?!
WILDCATS.
WHAT TEAM?!?!
WILDCATS.
anyone else remember that?

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JustDontJudge_WordsCanKill
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Credit: FaveFormats
You Wanna Know Who's Beautiful?
Aww Who? :')
Me.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 3:07pm UTC

if procrastinating was
an Olympic sport,
i'd win gold.
nmf

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drella
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:47am UTC

We live in a world where more girls pass pregnancy tests than math tests.

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tryingtoswiminaworldsoshallow
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 3:28pm UTC

.
If you look at the word
" beautiful " carefully,
you could learn a valuable lesson.
Each letter, is a different shape and size.
Some are short and big, some are tall and big,
some are small and short, and some are tall and small.
without one letter, the word wouldn't make sense,
it wouldn't look right, it wouldn't sound right.
It would change the word, completely.
Now think of yourself in this example.
You're a part of this world. Everyone is
a different shape, size, color, etc. But we all contribute to
this world in some way.
If someone left this world, it wouln't be the same.
It would be less beautiful. It would change the world completely.
Something would always be missing.
Don't let society's standards
take away your beauty

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hotchick123
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Saturday
(For normal people)
friends,drinking,smoking,partying,boys
Saturday
(For me)
Chocolate,crisps,youtube,witty,cat

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 7:28pm UTC

I LIKE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS FREE WIFI.

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NINJAPENGUIN
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:05am UTC

Did you know that whenever you can't fall asleep, thats because your awake in someone
elses dream? ♥

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伤*
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:39am UTC

"What are your favourite childhood songs?"
harry: blue suede shoes by elvis
Zayn: bad by michael jackson
Liam: those aren't childhood songs, mines Twinkle twinkle little star
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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