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Bravosierra*
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July 8, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Ripped Jeans.
& Gym Class
The only two reasons
To shave your legs in the winter.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Admit it,
you want a closet like
London Tipton's

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC

You know your a 90's kid when...
You remember when people asked you to spell "I CUP"
nmf

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LOLkim
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:07am UTC

Dad:go to bed
Me: im not tired
Dad: Don't argue with me just go to bed
Me; okay :[ *picks up laptop*
Dad: leave the laptop.
Me:
Dad:
Me:*waits till he goes to bed, grabs laptop and runs*

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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伤*
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:57am UTC

"When a girl is talking to niall,
he stays quiet and listen
to every word she has to say"
- Louis Tomlinson ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Me: *looking at One Direction pics, a shirtlees Niall Horan apperars on the screen
My Grandma: Woah. Who is THAT?
Me: ...Niall Horan. :D
My Grandma: Goodness. He's a very handsome boy. Do you know him?
Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I WISH I DID.♥
TRUE STORY.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:45am UTC

A promise is a promise, At least that's what they say. Welcome to reality, they are broken everyday.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:32am UTC

[x] [♥] [x] [♥] [x] [♥] [x] [♥] [x] [♥]It's like you feelHomesIcK,» - - - for a place - - - «that doesn't even~ ExIsT ~[x] [♥] [x] [♥] [x] [♥] [x] [♥] [x] [♥]

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today...
That's 10 years in a row now.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:07am UTC

Can we fall, one more time?
S t o p t h e t a p e , a n d r e w i n d ? [x] [x] [x]

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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Take a moment to realize,
you have never seen your face in person, just pictures and reflections.

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Scotteh
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:03pm UTC

* picking my kid up from school in 25 years
Me: yo shawty, leggo
Kid: dad please, not this again
Me: stop being a hater, yolo
Kid: you're embarrasing me
Me: swag.

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adri15purple
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:06pm UTC

When you open the door for someone just to be nice
and then an army of people
take advantage of your
kindness and start walking
out the door while you are
still holding it.
nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 1:30pm UTC

We need to
Teacher out daughters the difference
Between a boy who flatters her,
& A man who compliments herr
A boy who spends money on her
& a man who invests in her
A boy who lusts after her
& A man who loves her
A boy who think he is God's gift to women,
& A man who remembers women was God's gift to man
We need to teach our daughters these differences.
..... & then teach our sons to be this kind of man.
nmq/ nmf.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:15am UTC

~ That sad moment ~ When you come to the unfortunate realization, that crocs are more attractive than you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 2:56pm UTC

All it takes is a
beautiful fake smile
to hide an injured soul
and they will never notice
how broken you really are...

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 2:33pm UTC

You are so beautiful.
No, I'm not. I have tan lines, brown eyes, a big nose, dull hair, fat thighs, thin lips, ragged nails, and my dress size is double digits.
Your tan lines mean you have fun outside. I've fallen in love with your brown eyes. Your nose is exactly perfect. Your lips are amazing to kiss. Your bitten nails mean your strong, you've handled stress. Your thighs are muscular, not fat. And you look gorgeous in dresses, no matter what their size. You are beautiful, and your argument is invalid.

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