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AustinH
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You know who’s beautiful?
Don’t read the first word and flatter yourself,
because it's me.

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Spongebob #2
Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...
SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward: No!
SpongeBob: Irregular portions?
Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake!
SpongeBob: You mean like this?
SpongeBob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?
Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!
SpongeBob: So?
Squidward: So it didn't grow back!
SpongeBob: OH NO!
Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it?
SpongeBob: Tuesday.
Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!
Follow me I follow back!

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Spongebob #5
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
Follow me I follow back~

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:19am UTC

me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:43pm UTC

My laptop
would be much more useful if
the heat it gives off
melted the fat off my thighs

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:15pm UTC

I'm starting to become afraid of nighttime,
Because it's when all my thoughts catch up with me & I just become so afraid of everything.
And then before you know it I'm crying so hard I can't even breathe & I'm having some sort of an anxiety attack & I feel like I'm going to throw up & then just to stop me from thinking, I have to cut.
I need to stop thinking.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Come on guys. This new witty isn't bad.
We have all been complaining about One Direction quotes, Nutella quotes, Gay marriage quotes. Now. If we don't want to see them. We don't have too.
Also, if you don't appreciate a certain persons views on things, you can ignore them.
Is that so bad?
It's a new look, but it's honestly a good look. I LOVE the way my new profile looks compared to my old one. It makes witty look high tech and sick af .
I think what Steve is doing is GREAT. He's added a bunch of cool features and is adding more. Also, everything we need is right there on the side. You don't have to click down anymore. I mean, it's pretty amazing. It gives you the oppurtunity to do things on the old witty you couldn't do this easily.
It might be confusing, but how many of us were confused when we first joined witty?
& now. were practically masters on it.
A few days, that's all we need to learn the new site.
In the end, these changes will benefit us more.
So, to Steve. Sorry people are hating.
This site is amazing. Keep doing what you're doing.
YOU GO STEVE!

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

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StayForeverReckless*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:13pm UTC

I t 's n o t t h a t I h a v e s o m e t h i n g t o h i d e . . .
I just don't like people touching my phone.
nmf,

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:49pm UTC

Stages of Procrastination
1. False security
•This isn't due for a while! I'll relax for now.
2. Laziness
•Maybe I should get a head start... Nah!
3. Excuses
•I'm busy right now. Just taking a short break...
4. Denial
•I still have time... I don't need sleep...
5. Crisis
•I'll never procrastinate again!!!!
6. Repeat
nmq

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Bullying people because they don't like the same band as you
Is NOT dedication.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:25am UTC

Me: *posts quote hating on One Direction* Me: *sits back with popcorn*

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:43pm UTC

◢ 12:00 ▃
Settings
ON
Music
Reality
ON
OFF
ON
○
nmq/nmf

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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 1:40am UTC

And Who Else
Has to sleep with the blankets on no matter how hot it is
Format by twilightgirl995

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I think that...
Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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philly_bombaa
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July 1, 2012 12:31am UTC

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TwilightGurl
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:03pm UTC

Skinny Is Not The Definition of Beautiful. The Definition of Beautiful is: Having qualities of beauty; generally pleasing.Not one time was the word 'skinny' metioned in the sentence above. Every girl, thick or thin, is beautiful in their own, unique way.

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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