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Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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I think that... Voldemort's parents took the 'got your

1526 faves · 22 comments · Jul 1, 2012 4:33pm

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peace19012 · 1 decade ago
Voldemort technically has a nose it just doesn't stick out because his face just got deformed from making so many horcruxes.
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pizza* · 1 decade ago
This is jocked, i made this quote first.
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purpleelephants · 1 decade ago
Ggtbyb
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pizza* · 1 decade ago
Not oeiginal at all.
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marissawise · 1 decade ago
how true is that and Voldemort looks so weird with a nose, he he.
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5951183
Just casually referring you gut to a hate quote about this quote.. Don't mind me..
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blondehairshedontcare · 1 decade ago
way to be original
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ukuleleplayer · 1 decade ago
but yknow voldemorts dad left his mom when she was pregnant with him and his mom was poor and she died an hour after voldemort was born but she had enough time to name him after his father, tom riddle. and little tom riddle grew up in an orphanage and dumbledore came to 11 year old riddle to tell him he was a wizard then voldemort went to hogwarts, and when he found out that his dad left his mom and went back to his parents (voldemorts grandparents), voldemort murdered his muggle dad and grandparents. so yeah ;P
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gigi58 · 1 decade ago
But... who can he breathe then?
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SecretSequin · 1 decade ago
love it :) although a true potter fan would know that voldemort never knew his parents and grew up in an orphanage
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ilovequotes_123 · 1 decade ago
lol so true who knws,if he did hav parents or not ,but dis quote is still funny! it has made my day! lolx ;DDD
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purplegoose4 · 1 decade ago
He doesn't have parents
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
well maybe voldemort is the kid at the beginging of asdf in the i got you nose sketch :P
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Danceee4lifeex3 · 1 decade ago
jocked
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Crazygirl110 · 1 decade ago
Very true
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pizza* · 1 decade ago
Hey i did this quote, you copied

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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Well maybe if his mom hadn't died at birth and his dad hadn't run away when Merope stopped giving him a love potion, and then Tom killed him. And if he had been born the first time without a nose, as opposed to his rebirth. which still required a great deal of effort, time, and wit, despite him becoming distorted.
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VinnieLavini · 1 decade ago
His mother died not long after he was born and his father ran when he was born ( he later killed his dad)

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Hipster · 1 decade ago
lol but his parents were nice :O
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