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 Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...
SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward: No!
SpongeBob: Irregular portions?
Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake!
SpongeBob: You mean like this?
SpongeBob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?
Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!
SpongeBob: So?
Squidward: So it didn't grow back!
SpongeBob: OH NO!
Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it?
SpongeBob: Tuesday.
Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!
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Spongebob #2 Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the

435 faves · 10 comments · Jul 9, 2012 7:18pm

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MrsPSanders · 1 decade ago
I read this in their voices and with true pauses and drama in squidward's
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TVQuotes · 1 decade ago
hahahahahhaha
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camelsandcheeserobots44427 · 1 decade ago
i just read that whole thing in their voices <3
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purple_flower · 1 decade ago
this episode used to scare me so much when i was little
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
"And at his funeral they fired him!" So heartless! Hahaha
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TVQuotes · 1 decade ago
hahaha I knooww!
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pandabear33 · 1 decade ago
STORY TIME
today i was at my friends house and the lights started flickering and at the same time we looked at each other and yelled "ITS THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!"
hahah gotta love spongebob :)
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TVQuotes · 1 decade ago
sorry i meant hash
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SexyCountryGirl1097 · 1 decade ago
I read this in their voices...
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trixie0504 · 1 decade ago
*hash not hatch sorry i had too.
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