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Member Since: 21 Jun 2012 07:21pm

Last Seen: 14 Dec 2013 10:28am

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Hey!(: The name is Gabrielle, I love Music, and making people laugh. i have more guy friends than girl friends. But there is that one special guy (isnt there always?) He has a great personality, he makes me laugh, etc. Anyways, I love witty profiles, i have a great life and all the bestest friends. And best of all Im just another Wittian.
  1. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    August 15, 2013 6:37pm EDT
    I know my granny didn't wear her hearing aids today, because I said, "Granny Im moving to Oregon to start a pot farm." and she just nods yes, and smiles.

  2. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    August 13, 2013 11:45am EDT
    I swear July lasted three minutes

  3. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    August 11, 2013 12:26pm EDT
    Imagine a duck.
    With human arms.
    Charging at you full speed.
    In a pond.

  4. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    August 9, 2013 4:21pm EDT
    He wants to go to the marines....

  5. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    August 4, 2013 4:26pm EDT
    And I can't change.
    Even if I tried.
    Even if I wanted to..

  6. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    July 23, 2013 12:05pm EDT
    If they put missing kids on beer bottles instead of milk cartons, missing kids would be found much faster.

  7. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    July 22, 2013 4:20pm EDT
    My mom wants to talk to me about my immaturity,
    But she can't.
    She don't know the password to my secret fort.

  8. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    July 13, 2013 5:50am EDT
    Me:*at grandma's house and looks at painting of Jesus on the wall* why is it in every painting i've seen of Jesus he has fantasic hair?
    Grandma:*shrugs* I don't know
    Me: Maybe it's Maybellene!
    Grandma:*loses it*

  9. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:32am EDT
    LIFE LESSON
    If a guy ever asks you to "send him a sexy pic"
    Just reply.
    "Ok. But you have to send me a picture of you first, posing as you would want me to pose, and wearing what you would want me to wear. "

  10. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    July 11, 2013 12:19am EDT
    So my mom calls her period,
    "Aunt Flo"
    She calls pads,
    "Magic carpets"
    And she calls tampons,
    "Firecrackers"
    So, basically, when she goes shopping she will say something like this
    " Im going to the dollar store to get some firecrackers, do you need some? or do you want magic carpet??"
    AND THEN my sister, of course, says
    "Firecrackers?!?!? :D I WANT SOME!!!"

  11. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 3:51pm EDT
    Comment the last thing that you copied and pasted.

  12. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 3:44pm EDT
    Band member: Hey what can i sign for you?
    Me: just this peice of paper please?
    Band member: Of course *signs*
    Me: Thanks *runs*
    Band member: WAIT. WAS THAT AN ADOPTION PAPER?!
    Me: *runs off into the sunset*

  13. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    July 9, 2013 12:42am EDT
    http://c1.likes-media.com/img/5eac2cd66d0eca2b5dc94aaf8a8cd803
    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

  14. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    July 8, 2013 11:52pm EDT
    Periods: Chocolate
    Periods: Lets be sad
    Periods: Kill them
    Periods: Kill them too
    Periods: Kill them too, and eat there chocolate
    Periods: Its okay you will feel better soon
    Periods: HAHAHHAHAHA NO YOU WONT
    Periods: Whoops, you dropped a spoon, better cry

  15. Privatewittian Privatewittian
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    July 6, 2013 1:27am EDT
    There is a sign
    on my little sisters door that says
    "Nock before you c um in"
    "before you c um"
    " C-U-M"
    omg omg omg omg

  16. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 12:31am EDT
    When I Hide From Someone
    I immediately have to pee.

  17. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:50pm EDT
    My mom always says
    She hopes i have kids like me,
    but I don't like the way she says it.

  18. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:37pm EDT
    Arial: I'm new, I just moved here from the sea.
    Cinderella: If you're from the sea, why do you have legs?
    Sleeping Beauty: Oh my gosh Cinderella, you can't just ask people why they have legs.

  19. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:54pm EDT
    Do you ever just wonder
    why me?

  20. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:46pm EDT
    You have no idea
    what this smile is hiding.

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