Hey!(: The name is Gabrielle, I love Music, and making people laugh. i have more guy friends than girl friends. But there is that one special guy (isnt there always?) He has a great personality, he makes me laugh, etc. Anyways, I love witty profiles, i have a great life and all the bestest friends. And best of all Im just another Wittian.
Me:*at grandma's house and looks at painting of Jesus on the wall* why is it in every painting i've seen of Jesus he has fantasic hair? Grandma:*shrugs* I don't know Me: Maybe it's Maybellene! Grandma:*loses it*
LIFE LESSON If a guy ever asks you to "send him a sexy pic" Just reply. "Ok. But you have to send me a picture of you first, posing as you would want me to pose, and wearing what you would want me to wear. "
So my mom calls her period, "Aunt Flo" She calls pads, "Magic carpets" And she calls tampons, "Firecrackers" So, basically, when she goes shopping she will say something like this " Im going to the dollar store to get some firecrackers, do you need some? or do you want magic carpet??" AND THEN my sister, of course, says "Firecrackers?!?!? :D I WANT SOME!!!"
Band member: Hey what can i sign for you? Me: just this peice of paper please? Band member: Of course *signs* Me: Thanks *runs* Band member: WAIT. WAS THAT AN ADOPTION PAPER?! Me: *runs off into the sunset*
Periods: Chocolate Periods: Lets be sad Periods: Kill them Periods: Kill them too Periods: Kill them too, and eat there chocolate Periods: Its okay you will feel better soon Periods: HAHAHHAHAHA NO YOU WONT Periods: Whoops, you dropped a spoon, better cry