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xxsammy02xx
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:50am UTC

*Difference between children's TV old and now*
Old:
Boy 1: Are you callin' me a liar?!
Boy 2: Well I ain't exactly callin' you a truther!
Audience: HAHAHAHA!
Me: HAHAHAHA!
Now:
*door opens*
Audience: HAHAHAHA!
Me: -___-
MIne, please don't steal!

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savannah*
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May 19, 2012 11:18am UTC

LONG BUT PLEASE READ So, in my english class we have to write a report about something really close to our hearts and use facts to prove why we feel a certain way about our topics. A lot of my friends, and even myself, have suffered from eating disorders. So, I chose that as my topic. My thesis is, The media and social pressures cause eating disorders. Now, all I need is your help. So, please, I beg you...do me this one favor. FAVE IF: Something you've seen on TV or in Magazine Ad's or Articles or things people have said/done to you have ever made you feel like you need to change your image. Oh, and I know we're not supposed to be doing "Fave Ifs" but this is really important to me, so please take a little time to help me, and anyone who might consider getting help after seeing my report.

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awesomeness221
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC

That really akward moment
when your gorgeous
friend says that she's ugly
and your just thinking
WTF is wrong with
you I'm the ugly one here

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shooting_stars
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Number of people that find me attractive:
-1
Number of people that find my best friend attractive:
549342

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catiemac
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?
Is it the wind that blew it away?
Or the tree that let it go?
or, is it the leaf who grew tired of holding on?

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Loveyouskater11
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Amanda Bynes is out of jail
after DUI arrest, all I can say is:
"Court Dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters."
if you dont get it then you didn't have a chiildhood

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 3:15pm UTC

One Direction fact #35209375
One time, Harry breathed.
*oh my god they're just like me! this is so cool! we're so getting married! the love me! ahhhhh!*

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:02pm UTC

What if Witty was a school.
Steve would be the principal.And our homework would be to find
amazing quotes.There would'nt be any clics. And we could
be a bully free school.And if there were bullys,They would be
deffeted.We would get to pick everything.What we wanted for lunch,
What we wanted to do in gym.We would wear whatever we pleased
and we wouldnt be judged.In this school,Noone would be judged.And
If someone was being judged, The judger,would be kicked out.Only true wittians would go here.The teachers were fun and so nice. In the principal
office,it would be full of cats.(;.And also in this school.Noone would be better
then anyone else.
If only witty was a school< 3

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 3:09pm UTC

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We had to save you because your
the mockingjay katniss. While you
live, the revolution lives.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Poor Dora doesn't realize that
Swiper is really boarder patrol.

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Funfunfunisfun
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:05pm UTC

You and I'll be safe and sound
Format by twilightgirl995

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ForeverAlone69
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Telling someone
with depression to 'just get over it and be happy' is like telling someone with a broken leg to run to a hospital.
Telling someone
with an eating-disorder to 'just eat' is like telling someone with claustrophobia to get inside a small cupboard and lock the door.
Telling someone
who self-harms to 'just stop doing it' is like telling a drug addict to sit in a room full of drugs and touch nothing.
How can you judge what you don't understand?

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:25pm UTC

But,
here's the sad part,
We weren't even together.
And,
He still broke my heart.,
♥
♥
♥
♥

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wishful
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC

YOU THINK IT'S EASY TO SMILE?

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ThinkingOutLoud
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:13am UTC

cashier: sorry you don't have enough money for that.
me: okay
me: rosebud motherlode rosebud rosebud motherlode
me: okay how about now?

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loondynzograf
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Dear One Direction,
If Selena Gomez calls you her "little brothers" you run. You hear me?
YOU F*CKING RUN!
♥
NOT MY FORMAT

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MusicLover_95
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Sneezing,
While you're on your period.
is the worst..
Format by twilightgirl995

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:47pm UTC

This is how Haymitch works:
Katniss: "Haymitch, help, Peeta is hurt!"
Haymitch: "Make out."
Katniss: -__- "Haymitch, this isn't funny, Peeta is gravely injured!"
Haymitch: "Use tongue."

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Forget_Me_Not
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 10:38pm UTC

4-20
seeing all these statuses about it like..
'woo 4-20 on Friday, weeeed, pot, high....! yeah, boo yah!'
and I'm all like..
'woo 4-20!!!!!!!!!! The Lucky One comes out!!!!! Zac Effron shirtless! ♥ Wooooo! '
Tell me I'm not the only clean teen left out there....

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ThinkingOutLoud
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:18am UTC

*facebook status*
me: just had the most amazing sandwich ever
old relative: Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
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