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1. xxsammy02xx
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2013 3:37pm UTC
   Today was the first time I logged onto witty in like, almost a year.
   Woah.
   Its changed.
   -_-
   
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2. xxsammy02xx
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 1:39pm UTC
   Do you know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?
   Me neither.
   
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3. xxsammy02xx
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   August 19, 2012 12:54pm UTC
   Admit it:
   At one point in your life, you stuffed a ball or a balloon up your top so you looked pregnant.
   
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4. xxsammy02xx
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   June 13, 2012 1:07pm UTC
   I'm not saying that I hate you.
   I'm just saying, if you got hit by a train, I would be driving that train.
   
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5. xxsammy02xx
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   June 4, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream
   
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6. xxsammy02xx
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   June 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   Dear guys,
   Call a girl "beautiful" not "hot"
   Sincerely,
   She's not a temperature
   
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7. xxsammy02xx
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   June 3, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   DUDE! That camping trip was...
   IN TENTS
   Fave if you get it! :D
   
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8. xxsammy02xx
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   June 3, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Let's flip a coin!
   Heads - you're mine
   Tails - I'm yours.
   
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9. xxsammy02xx
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   June 1, 2012 10:50am UTC
   *Difference between children's TV old and now*
   Old:
   Boy 1: Are you callin' me a liar?!
   Boy 2: Well I ain't exactly callin' you a truther!
   Audience: HAHAHAHA!
   Me: HAHAHAHA!
   Now:
   *door opens*
   Audience: HAHAHAHA!
   Me: -___-
   MIne, please don't steal!
   
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10. xxsammy02xx
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    May 30, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT....
    YOU SHOUT OUT THE WRONG ANSWER IN CLASS WITH CONFIDENCE....
    
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11. xxsammy02xx
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    May 30, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    SOMETIMES I PUSH YOU AWAY....
    BECAUSE I SECRETLY HOPE THAT YOU'LL PULL ME CLOSER...<3...
    Fb xxx
    
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12. xxsammy02xx
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    May 29, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Me: Ahhh, let's go to sleep :)
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *ready to fall asleep any second....*
    Brain: BAM! THINK THINGS! THINK! THINK THINK!
    Me: SHUT UP BRAIN!
    Brain: .....but......
    Mine :) Please don't steal :)
    
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13. xxsammy02xx
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    April 11, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Nutella is the only reason I buy bread.... Anyone else?
    
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14. xxsammy02xx
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    April 11, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Don't like me?
    Well I don't exactly wake up everyday to impress you ... -__-....
    
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15. xxsammy02xx
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    April 9, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Blood is thicker than water
    But Maple syrup is thicker than blood
    So pancakes are more important than family...
    There. I said it.
    No Not mine but I find if funny and not exactly agreeable lol
    
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16. xxsammy02xx
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    April 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Things I learn in school:
    5% - school-related work.
    5% - How to text without looking.
    20% - Sleeping without getting caught.
    70% - Teamwork on tests.
    
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17. xxsammy02xx
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    April 2, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    We are best friends!
    Always remember, if you fall, I will always pick you up...
    After I finish laughing.
    
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18. xxsammy02xx
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    April 2, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    The awkward moment...
    You sit a test and you don't know any of the answers so you burst out laughing... because you know you're screwed.
    
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19. xxsammy02xx
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    March 31, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Spongebob: Patrick, can you hear me?
    Patrick: No, it's too dark.
    
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20. xxsammy02xx
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    March 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Boy: Dad! DAD! There's boys in the yard!
    Dad: How many?
    Boy: All of them!
    Dad: My milkshakes....
    Fave if you get it! :D
    
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