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DwightAllRight
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July 29, 2012 1:18pm UTC

English Teacher: Ok class, today I want you to write a story that contains fear, romance, and mystery. I also want you to write it in the fewest number of words possible.
Girl writes: "I think I'm pregnant."
The girl got an "A".

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InvaderZ
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July 31, 2012 12:47am UTC

Kindergarten:
Me: Hi my names Soul. What's yours?
Him: Oh, it's Will.
Me: Really? Cool.
Him: What's that on your arm?
Me: Oh..this? *covers arm* it's a birthmark. You can make fun of me,but ..... mommy says it's beautiful.
Him: She's right. I mean look at it, it really is a cool birthmark!
I moved away. 11 years later in
High School: Sophomore year
Me: *going quietly to me locker*
Him: Hey, Soul , right?
Me: Uh..yeah. Why?
Him: Oh nothing much really..I'm new here so I'm trying to make as ..... much friends as I can *chuckles*
Me: *rolling eyes* Oh. Cool. The popular chicks are over there.
Him: No thanks.
Me: Oh?
Him: Oh , by the way , that's a really cool birthmark. I knew someone ... who had something like that once.
Me: *eyes widening and nearly falling to the floor* Will..
Him: ..Yeah?
Me: *hugs him REALLY REALLY hard* It's been 11 years.
Now he's MINE. <3

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 4:38am UTC

do you ever get up from your computer
and stroll casually around your house
only to sit back down in front of your computer again?

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arsenicCatnip
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 3:03pm UTC

At the olympics opening ceremony,
there were 7 billion peices of
biodegrateable confetti, to represent
each person in the world.
Out there, in London, in the Olympic
stadium, there is a peice of
biodegradable confetti deicated
to ME

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Plot twist: the queen reveals that the Olympics is actually the Hunger Games and all the countries are pitted against each other.
nmq

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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July 31, 2012 3:05pm UTC

*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends."
*When I go out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 5:25pm UTC

Today
My 3 year old cousin wanted to color
so she grabbed the white crayon and started coloring on the white paper
then she looked at the crayon and said
"I guess its out of ink"
♥

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kaitlovesyou
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Biting the skin around your nails, &
pulling the top layer of skin off your
lips are signs of developing
anxiety disorders.
in that case... i'm f/cked.

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lillylovee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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sydkid123
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July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC

So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
JBsGurl4ever
JBSGurl4ever.
are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
are you sure?

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:02pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: This is na
You: na?
Stranger: ian.
Stranger: i spelled my own name wrong
Stranger : i must go.
I

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伤*
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 4:39pm UTC

When Louis was little and his mom was pregnant,
He asked his mum if she loved the baby
She said yes, then Louis said
"then why did you eat her?"
- OneDirection♥

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