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DwightAllRight

1. DwightAllRight
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2015 3:28am UTC
   Still dead, just checking in. Hi!
   
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2. DwightAllRight
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 11:46pm UTC
   Yeah, so, I just remembered this website, and I'm going to say it now. My account is dead. I'm not deleting because there's a couple interesting quotes I wrote a while ago I'd like to grab. Long story short, sorry guys, but after a year+ of non use, I'm done. (between you and me Reddit has stolen all my interest.) Bye guys.
   
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3. DwightAllRight
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 12:02am UTC
   obama. Obama. ObAmA. OBAMA. OBAMA!!!!!!!! Yeah hoo!!!! Yay. =) Everything's gonna be alright. I can sleep easy tonight. =D
   
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4. DwightAllRight
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   Everybody wants to change the world,
   Everybody wants to change the world,
   But no one,
   No one wants to die...
   ...Wanna Try?
   
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5. DwightAllRight
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 3:27pm UTC
   Goodbye Grandma. You made this world a better place.
   R.I.P. <3
   October 20, 1920 - September 24, 2012
   
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6. DwightAllRight
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   A Christian and an Atheist walk into a bar. They procede to have a few drinks and enjoy each other's company because they're not pretentious jerks.
   
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7. DwightAllRight
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   September 10, 2012 6:40am UTC
   You know, I can't stand it when girls all complain that, "Waxing legs and blah is so annoying and painful." Yeah well, guys don't exactly have it easy. Every day we have to shave and make sure we don't take half of the skin off of our face.
   
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8. DwightAllRight
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 8:17pm UTC
   Remember Elementary School?
   "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
   Yeah...Bull$hit.
   
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9. DwightAllRight
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   September 1, 2012 2:45pm UTC
   When Life gives you bacon...
   Become religious.
   
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10. DwightAllRight
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    August 29, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    There really should be a law that states:
    "When disturbing an individual who is partaking in interactive electronic entertainment, it is lawfully required that that individual be granted 5 minutes to reach 'the quickest checkpoint I can get to dude!'"
    Anybody else?
    
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11. DwightAllRight
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    August 27, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Dear Medical Lawyer ads,
    Of course the first thing I think of as my relative/friend drops
    dead is who I can sue! You know me so well!
    Sincerely,
    Annoyed by your ads
    
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12. DwightAllRight
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    August 19, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    A_Guy_With_A_Knife just started following me...should I run?
    
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13. DwightAllRight
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    Hey You!
    Yeah you, the
    one reading
    this.
    Want to know
    something?
    (tilt the screen back)
    You're
    Gorgeous!
    
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14. DwightAllRight
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    August 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    So I saw One Direction in the London Closing Ceremony...just lost faith in humanity.
    
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15. DwightAllRight
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    July 29, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    English Teacher: Ok class, today I want you to write a story that contains fear, romance, and mystery. I also want you to write it in the fewest number of words possible.
    Girl writes: "I think I'm pregnant."
    The girl got an "A".
    
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16. DwightAllRight
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    July 27, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    That suckish moment when after you break up with someone, you realize that they're psychotic...
    
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17. DwightAllRight
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    July 22, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. DwightAllRight
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    July 20, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    Anybody ever press the buttons on the phone to try and make music, like in Space Chimps?
    
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19. DwightAllRight
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    July 17, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    I've been forced off of the internet for several days, and something scary has occured to me...
    At first, I didn't know what to do with myself when the internet died...
    Now I don't know what to do with the internet back.
    dun...dun...DUN!!! D=
    
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20. DwightAllRight
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:22am UTC
    16th 16th Birthday! 16th 16th Birthday! Cha cha cha! XD hahaha
    
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