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Popcornmuppet
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November 5, 2012 5:52am UTC

Those few teachers
Who you can actualy tell a joke to

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Harper*
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:36pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING
EXCLUDED.
nmq nmf

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Harper*
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.
nmq nmf

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Harper*
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:46pm UTC

format by; idance
regular marriage and gay marriage
are like bikini tops and bras,
the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
n m q n mf

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jahan
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 6:46pm UTC

the house next to zayn is for sale
happy huger games mother fu/kers
mum came home with KFC,
happy huger games mother fu/kers

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jahan
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 7:27am UTC

*start of class*
to self: im gonna concentrate this lesson
*half an hour into the lesson, when everyone else has finished thier work*
teacher: you haven't even started your work yet!
me: yes I have
teacher: where is it?
me: *points to book* there, see, i've written the date, i'd deffinately call that progress.
teacher:
freinds:
rest of class:
me: can you lot stop staring, im trying to do some work here!
(this actually happens atleast twice a school day lol)

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PrincessTee
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 8:22am UTC

-Kids: What Do You Want To Buy For Your Dad's Birthday?
-Boy: A Flower..
-Kids: LOL! A Flower? Is Your Dad Gayyy?!?!?! Hahahahaha
-*Boy Goes To His Dad's Grave*
Fave If You Think This Is Sad </3

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DreamingxOfxYou
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 8:34am UTC

*In english class*
Teacher: Who here has a pet?
*Everyone's hands go up*
Teacher: Who has a dog?
*Most people hands go up*
Teacher: Ok, who has a rabbit?
*Few hands go up*
Boy: I have a dead one outside my house
mq/nmf

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WhatsYourName
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:34am UTC

yes, i've
made mistakes.
but you know what?
Life didn't come with instructions.

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cmc443
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:41am UTC

>
...
things girls like to do with guys #2
watch scary movies .

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ohloveforever
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:56am UTC

i've moved on...
and found another guy
100 times better.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 8:01am UTC

(Going out alone)
Me: But mom! What if i get kidnapped!?!?
Mom: Trust me... they'd bring you back
nmoq(not my original quote)

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Belieber1
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:12am UTC

I Love Rumours!
I Find Out So Much About
Me That I Didn't Even Know!

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naomiyamel01
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:40am UTC

Pleople who text back instantly
I like that sh*t

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purely_because_i_got_bullied_into_it
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:24am UTC

Little sister: what's that on your hand?
Me: what?
Little sister: THAT! *points to my hand*
Me: my harry potter scar
Little sister: YOU GOT STRUCK BY LORD VOLDEMORT!?!?!?!?
she was later petrefied.

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WhatsYourName
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:42am UTC

Never fall in love.....
♥
♥
♥
♥
♥
♥
♥
Everythink that falls breaks

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london10
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:42am UTC

You know that feeling when you just stayed up all night and you feel like you slept forvever? Thats me :p

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Harper*
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:36pm UTC

everybody else and their friends
(-(-(-(-(- -)-)-)-)-)
Me and my friends
(o.o) (o.o) (o.o) (o.o) (o.o)

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YOLOMOFO
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:40am UTC

Teacher: Ok if you give your friend $10 and they need 5 how much will you get back?
Student: Nothing
Teacher: You sir don't know math
Student: You madam don't know my friends
#TRUESTORY

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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