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london10

Status: Live life to its full extent.

Member Since: 1 Nov 2012 03:26pm

Last Seen: 13 Apr 2013 07:45pm

Location: Earth!

Gender: F

user id: 336921

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Hey Guys!
Wow, I must really sound like a nerd starting like that. 
Lets try that again.
Hey Yo Wassup My Man>!<
Now I sound like i'm all gangsta and stuff. 
I think we'll just go with the first one.
Soo.
Hey Guys!

So you wanna know more about me huh?
Well if I did it would take like an hour!

I probably wouldn't be able to fit it all in on like 5 pages.
So I guess its your choice.

Long Version      Short Version
Wow, sometimes I wonder if people just want to be annoying/funny or are really that stupid.

So, It all started on August 1st.
Well really July 31st if you count it here in America (I was born in London, England.)
I'M BORING MYSELF!
So short version. I don't care what you want.

I was born in London, England. I now live in the joyfully obese USA.
I love luvharper2900! 
I love soccer, swimming, my dog squegee. LOL! I should've named her that! 
So that's all for now! Biiiii.

 
  1. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Most people won't read this, but it's time they accpet the truth:
    There are 20 kids from that shooting in CT that won't be able to graduate middle school. There are 20 kids that won't get there first kiss. There are 20 kids that won't go to prom. There are 20 kids that won't feel the joy of getting accpeted into college. There are 20 kids that won't get married. There 20 kids that won't get there first job. There are 20 kids that won't even know how it feels like to be in love. There are 20 kids that won't buy there first car and then crash it into something. But more importantly these kids won't even be able ot live past ages 5,6, or 7. We don't even know. One of these kids couldve been an amazing president. But we will never know that.
    Becuase their gone.

  2. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 7:33am UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love.♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good
    news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts
    now.
    i got nothing to lose, why not. :)
    nmq/nmf

  3. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Voldemort is like a teenage girl,
    He has a diary, a tiara,
    a special cup, a pet he adores,
    and an obession with a teenage boy.
    nmq

  4. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    WHOOOOOOOOOOO
    I'M HOME ALONE WITH MY FRIEND!
    WHAT SHALL WE DO?
    OH I KNOW!
    WATCH A CRIME MOVIE AND DANCE LIKE DEMEMNTED MONKEYS

  5. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like everything I do isn't the real me. That I do everything in my life just to impress my friends.

  6. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Your my ice to my cream
    Your my ham to my burger
    Your my apple to my pie
    Your my I to my phone
    You know who you are... ;)

  7. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    :( When you stare at
    the boy you just
    can't have.

  8. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    i'm not sure which is higher;
    food prices, gas prices, unemployment, or wiz khalifa.
    Nmq/nmf

  9. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Hurting yourself is not an option. People need to live forever. Have hope.

  10. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Mom- "Set the table London!"
    Me- "Ok mom gimme a minute."
    5 seconds later
    Mom- "London! I told you to set the table."
    Me- " I told you in a minute! We're eating in 45 fricken minutes!"
    Mom- "Don't use that language young lady."
    Me- "Fine"
    -Stomps off to my room.-
    Mom- I told you to set the table 10 mins ago!
    Me- WELL SORRY!
    Mom- Go to your room young lady!
    -Stomps off to room.-
    Mom- I told you to set the table!
    Me- You told me to go to my room!
    Mom- Just set the table now!
    Me- Fine!

  11. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    There's always that group of guys in gym class
    That think they're in the olympics
    Calm the f/ck down
    nmq

  12. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Say it out loud!
    i 1 2 1/2 6
    fave if you get it!

  13. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I'm back b/ches. And I'm watching you. - A. 0_0

  14. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Don't talk to me if you dont give a f/ck what I say.

  15. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:43am UTC
    Did You Know?
    If you say "Raise up Lights"
    You just said "Razor Blades"
    In an Australian accent
    Fave if you just tried!
    nmq

  16. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Friends are everything!!!
    I love you luvharper2900

  17. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:42am UTC
    You never know whose watching through the window.... -A
    0-0

  18. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:49am UTC
    Never forget what should be remembered otherwise a disaster will strike....
    Like today it's my Dad's Birthday.....

  19. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:42am UTC
    You know that feeling when you just stayed up all night and you feel like you slept forvever? Thats me :p

  20. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    I heard your a player, nice to meet you!
    I'm the coach. :-|

:)

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