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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I am honestly convinced that when
    I leave my dogs and cats home alone, they throw a wild animal party with the neighboring animals.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Robert Pattinson has openely admited
    that he would rather play Cedric Diggory, rather than Edward Cullen.
    It's awkward that even Edward is on team Harry Potter.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    sometimes, i like to sneak up on
    my alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL B/TCH?!"

  4. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    LONG BUT WORTH READING
    Ok Witty
    i had a EXELLENT day. Why? becasue we had a group assembelly. The situation was exactly like what happed in Mean Girls. This man came in to talk to us about sterio typing and how hurtful it was. By the end of his speach everybody was in tears. Then he said "i want people to come up here and apoligize to people you have bullied. i dare you. if you have courage to face it then i respect you" and guess what. EVERYBODY went up. It was the most beautiful thing iv every seen. Then it got better. Two of my Ex best friends went up there and said "Harper, im so sorry for everything i did and said. I wasnt to start over and be friends". At that point i was bawling my eyes out. I ran up there and gave them the biggest hug iv ever given. I feel so good.

  5. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 7:07am UTC
    Friends are everyhing!
    love you London10!

  6. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
    i dont know my feelings any more do i like him? do i hate him? i dont know what to feel happy sad? i dont know if i want to skip to the future or stay back a while? i dont know if i should tell people this or not? i dont know what to do anymore!

  7. HannahLovesYou123 HannahLovesYou123
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
    You're tired all day at school, but when you finally get in bed, THEN all your energy dicides to kick in.

  8. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 10:04am UTC
    I hate it when,
    SOMEONE SAYS THEY HATE SOMEONE
    AND THEN THEY HANG OUT WITH THEM.

  9. xxprettygirlx xxprettygirlx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    I'm the type of person
    who doesnt listen
    to their own
    advice.

  10. 1DFan_15 1DFan_15
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm a Wittian
    - I hate cats.
    -I have a social life.
    - I don't steal ideas of tumblr.
    - I snogged 3 guys at a disco lastnight.
    - I get on with guys better than girls.
    - I'm happy with my weight and size.
    I thought we were all individuals on Witty. I guess you have to be the same to be a proper 'Wittian'

  11. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. mol* mol*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    He Gave Me A High-Five Today. . . ♥

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    If you had the chance,
    the chance to kill yourself...
    would you?
    I would.

  15. ChangingChange ChangingChange
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Waiting in line to dip your chip, finally being able to dip, breaking the chip in the bowl, akwardly walking away.
    My LIFE

  16. FLAME FLAME
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    One boring school day...
    Teacher: *Eating a poptart* Ok class today- Wait! Lizzie! Why are you eating in my classroom??!
    Me: I just follow by example.
    Teacher: Excuse me?
    Me: Well, I figured if you can eat food during class, I can too. *Takes another bite*
    Teacher: I'm allowed to eat because I didn't eat breakfast this morning because I was grading YOUR papers.
    Me: I didn't eat breakfast either because I was doing YOUR homework!
    Teacher:
    Class:
    Witty:
    Obama:
    Steve:
    Teacher: ...... Continue on then......
    (Best part is, we are allowed to eat in her class now)
    I Follow Back!!

  17. jellybean1234 jellybean1234
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Me: I just watched a crazy movie where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events, the son is kidnapped and the father is forced to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
    Friend: That's crazy!!!! what movie?
    Me: Finding Nemo
    All mine(:

  18. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    There's always that group of guys
    in gym class that think they're in the olympics.
    Calm the f/ck down.

  19. LuvDRaw31 LuvDRaw31
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Cats rule, dogs drool, literally. But they're both equal in the love factor.
    <3

  20. maggie_janee maggie_janee
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:38am UTC
    >> && life with you makes perfect sense... <<
    > y o u ' r e m y b e s t f r i e n d < 3 <

:)

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