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Popcornmuppet

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Member Since: 2 Jul 2012 08:43am

Last Seen: 28 May 2014 09:22am

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HI IM ISABELLA!! :3 I POST RANDOM WITTIES!!! :D IF YOU THINK ONE OF THE JOKES I SAY IS MEAN TELL ME ( IN  A NICE WAY PLEASE) COZ I MEAN NO HARM THEY ARE JOKES NOT TARGETED AT ANYONE :) FOLLOWERS OF ME ARE AWESOME AND MUCH APPRECTIATED :D  THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO FAV OR ARE FOLLOWERS OF MY WITTIES :P  I WILL ALSO DO FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW :3                                ~Popcornmuppet
  1. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 2:39am UTC
    Sometimes when I'm alone...
    I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug...
    I found this as a comment on this youtube video lol

  2. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:49am UTC
    You can drink a drink,
    But you can't food a food...

  3. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:34am UTC
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit,
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad...
    nmq

  4. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:25am UTC
    CONGRATS YOU GAINED NOTHING :D!
    highlight the section above and win :D yay!

  5. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:52am UTC
    Those few teachers
    Who you can actualy tell a joke to

  6. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 7:09am UTC
    Ever on and on I continue circling
    With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
    Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing
    And suddenly I see that I can't break free -- I'm
    Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity
    With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony
    To tell me who I am , who I was
    Uncertainty enveloping my mind
    Till I can't break free , and
    Maybe It's a dream ; maybe nothing else is real
    But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel
    So I'm tired of all the pain , of the misery inside
    And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night
    You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go
    But I doubt that I would care , and my heart would never know
    If I make another move there'll be no more turning back
    Because everything will change , and it all will fade to black
    Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night?
    Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light ?
    Am I hurt ? Am I sad ? Should I stay, or should I go ?
    I've forgotten how to tell did I ever even know ?
    Can I take another step? I've done everything I can
    All the people that I see I will never understand
    If I find a way to change, if I step into the light
    Then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white
    ( I didnt make any of this its the lyrics from bad apple search it up its a great song)

  7. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 3:51am UTC
    That moment when,
    some car is following you for like half the car trip

  8. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:05am UTC
    Why do websites/companys write a terms and conditions page?
    They do know that no-one reads them..... right?

  9. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    I've never actualy seen a
    bully steal
    a nerds lunch money....

  10. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 5:58am UTC
    People, facebook isnt a diary...
    Its not there for you to b*tch about your life!

  11. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:11am UTC
    Friend: We're having a sub teacher today
    Me: oh ok who?
    Friend: I dunno
    Me: oh here she come...oh..oh f*ck its her...

  12. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:26am UTC
    Its us less popular wittians....
    that build up the comunity of witty profiles

  13. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:13am UTC
    ADMIT IT...
    finding bluetack in class is like finding gold

  14. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:11am UTC
    Plot Twist: You find a cheap apple product

  15. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:02am UTC
    Plot Twist: You agree to the terms and conditions

  16. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:48am UTC
    Those people on facebook...
    Who's status's are a running comentry of their life..
    -.-

  17. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 5:57am UTC
    Teacher: We will get lunch in 10 minuets
    Me: Isnt that what she said 10 minuets ago?
    Friend: Yep

  18. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:19am UTC
    Made In China...
    You don't say?

  19. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:04am UTC
    Quotes don't need to look fancy to be good

  20. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:01am UTC
    That REALLY awkward moment when...
    You can't tell if someones a boy or a girl.....

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