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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:57pm UTC

when guys
wear that one cologne
where all you want to do is
bury your face in their chest and sniff because
they smell that damn good

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:18pm UTC

have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it's all wrong and you don't feel right and i don't know anymore.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Don't tie the rope,
there's still hope.
Don't pull the trigger,
because there's always something bigger.
Don't take those pills,
even though right now life kills.
Don't grab that knife,
there's always going to be a second chance in life.
Please don't.

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC

If there are 500 bricks on a plane and 1 falls out, how many are there?
499
What are the 3 steps of getting an elephant in the fridge?
Open the fridge, put elephant in fridge, shut the fridge.
What are the 4 steps of getting a deer in the fridge?
Open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the deer in, shut the fridge.
The Lion King is having a birthday party. Which animal isn't going?
The deer in the fridge.
A woman tries to swim across alligator infested waters. How does she do it?
Normally. The alligators are at The Lion Kings party.
She dies anyway. Why?
She gets hit on the head with the brick.
My crush told me this and I thought it was hilarious <3

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darkeyeangel
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Ways to annoy your parents:
Mow your lawn with scissors.

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LauraStyles
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Most girls; Oh my god, I am having boy troubles... I kissed Jake! And CONNOR SAW!
Me; Sometimes... When its cold, I go out side and breath heavily and pretend I'm a dragon.....

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Merisa Beĉiĉ*
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 2:53am UTC

My crush wrote this: I'm the type of boyfriend that isn't afraid to go do sh*t for you. Need tampons/pads? I'll get you some. Want me to hold your purse? I'll hold your purse. Want me to go into "Victorias Secret" and help you pick out cute bras? I'll go with you. Wanna paint my nails? Go ahead. Wanna put makeup on me? Fine. Want me to do your hair? I'm down. Want me to go do stuff you like with you? Cool. You don't want nothing for christmas or your birthday? I don't care I'm getting you something. You don't want me to buy you nice things? I'm buying you it. You're craving chocolate on your period? I'll get you some. You have cramps? Fine, I'll rub your back. You don't feel good? I'll cook you a nice meal. If you were my girlfriend. I would do EVERYTHING and ANYTHING to see a smile on your face. ♥

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 2:05pm UTC

"South America; It's like America...
but south!"

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boobear4
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who keeps crapping on my garden?

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You_R_Beautiful
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:06pm UTC

WITTIANS!
I think every Friday we should write a "w" on our
hand and see if we can find other people from witty.
Not just like any random day of the year but just on
Fridays as like an annual thing?
Fave/comment so people can see this please?
*I pinky promise this is not for faves :)
REPOST THIS TO SPREAD THE NEWS.
NMQ.

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Love_Hannah
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 7:18am UTC

Death is gods way of saying:
'You’re fired'
Suicide is humans way of saying:
'You can't fire me,I quit'

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capsized*
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:38pm UTC

"Row, row, row your boat, gently off a F*CKING CLIFF, B*TCH."

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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phee
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Most laughs that you hear on tv shows today,
were recorded in the 1950's which means,
you're listening to dead people laughing
let that just sink in for a minute...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Has it ever occurred to you
that you could change your life
right this second if you really wanted to?
You could stand up and yell
at your teacher if you wanted to,
you could place yourself
in a life or death situation if you wanted,
you could even take that risk
and just spontaneously and passionately
kiss the one you really love by surprise.
You could change the entire outcome of our lives,
and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are,
why won’t we take those chances?

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Bobscookies
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 5:51am UTC

Plot Twist: the nerdy guy at the back of your science class has a six pack.

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