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lillybeth7

justbellaxx happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
I licked an ipod on your car becuz im sexy and i do what i want XD
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ZyyLa · 1 decade ago
I did the macarana wiv my brother in the car cuz im sexy and I do what I want

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booda456 · 1 decade ago
i sang to a goat in your bathroom becuz someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars xDD
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
In 2 seconds you will sing "This is what dreams are made of" from that Lizzie McGuire movie
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darkeyeangel · 1 decade ago
Ugh I hate you!!!!!
Jkjk
It's now stuck in my head!
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
happy birthday! Well.... happy 2 days after your birthday!
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ShortGirlsDoItBetter · 1 decade ago
hapy late birthday!
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TswizzleFan13 · 1 decade ago
any one where i can get it?
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
does that mean I'm taking meds but I also need meds creating a never ending paradox
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Kelseykitty* · 1 decade ago
0.0 does that mean i need medicine?
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
That happened to me one time. I had my phone in my lap. Then I got up and my phone almost hit the floor but the headphones save it. :)
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mjfanlol123 · 1 decade ago
:3 ur so right
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Soaring_On_Owls_Wings · 1 decade ago
A mouse * awesome hair flip snap head thing*
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blueroish99 · 1 decade ago
True
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AquaBubblezz · 1 decade ago
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS. L.M.F.A.O XD
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Raining_Sunshine · 1 decade ago
Omg. I just died XD
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wittyteacher · 1 decade ago
IDK why, but this was the first quote I've ever actually laughed out loud at. And I've heard variations of it before. I'm still laughing. I seriously need help.
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
I like your fiddle, if you know what I mean ;)

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kalenian · 1 decade ago
holy !!! it worked

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JadenSmithsWife · 1 decade ago
5, 10, 16, 9, 4. :0
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