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I'm Emily. Call me Em.
I like mustaches, Doofenshmirtz, creepy hairy old guys, mustaches, candy (mustaches), Relient K, your mom('s mustache), newspapers, CD's and Record players, a funky tune here and there, mustaches, assassins, Jesus, cleats, pot pies
soap, mustaches and short people.
I'm 16 going on 12.
4' 11"
SMILEY.
i still wet the bed. dont judge.
i like my pizza without cheese, pepperoni and bread. thanks.
call me: 555-555-5555
i also have head lice and whooping cough. ;)
and one testicle.
muahahaha

also, Tennesseegirl (aka Selena) is the most epic ninja in the whole wide world and you should follow her....cuz she has a mustache....just kidding. but i do.

She lives in a fairytale
somewhere too far for us to find♥

kalenian
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October 25, 2013 9:52am UTC

If the silence takes you, then i hope it takes me too.

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kalenian
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February 5, 2013 9:00am UTC

Someone once asked me why i never wear shorts...
My reply: "I work too damn hard on these legs to show them to just anyone!"

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kalenian
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December 28, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I've never broken bones with a stone or a stick but I'll conjure up a phrase that can cut to the quick .
Relient K

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kalenian
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December 20, 2012 11:10am UTC

I wonder what he's doing when I'm singing myself
to sleep
-FM static

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December 20, 2012 8:19am UTC

What Matters
To You
Does Not
Matter To Me
-Relient K

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kalenian
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December 14, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Dont ask for permission, ask for Forgiveness

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kalenian
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:31pm UTC

sometimes, when i dont understand a quote, i try
highliting it to see if thats where its all at...
anyone else?

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kalenian
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Let me forget about today until tomorrow.
Bob Dylan

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kalenian
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 4:44pm UTC

does anyone else.
wave hi to their future self when they know theyre gonna be there later..and when they get there, wave to their past self whos waving to them..??
or is it just me?

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kalenian
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 10:59am UTC

click to see this quote

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kalenian
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 10:29am UTC

Next time you wanna talk smack
prepare for me to smack back!
FM STATIC

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kalenian
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November 27, 2012 10:26am UTC

LIve, as if you hate life...laugh, as if it kills your abs just to giggle, love, like nobady loves you back. thats what i always say.

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posted a quote
November 26, 2012 4:09pm UTC

God was there through thin and thick, but
theres so much thin it makes me sick.
Relient k

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kalenian
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 4:06pm UTC

If your words are true or not, Ill die trying to prove them.
-Relient k

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November 26, 2012 8:21am UTC

Guys who wear those little rope braclets<3

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kalenian
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November 20, 2012 11:07am UTC

JACK:YOUR SO STUPID ROSE!!!

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kalenian
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November 20, 2012 11:00am UTC

Defeat the wheat, Go against the grain.
RELIENT K
Matt's so clever<3

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kalenian
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 11:06am UTC

IF your going to add quotes containing lyrics that arent yours, please list the artist?band or whatever so it doesnt look like they are yours. that is plagiarism

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kalenian
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 8:20am UTC

Sometimes the hardest thing to believe is the
truth
RELIENT K

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posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:13pm UTC

He's the guy that you should fell sorry for
he had the world but he thought that he wanted more
i owe it all to the mistake he made back then
i owe it all to my girl's ex-boyfriend
Relient k

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