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  1. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I guess, I never let you go,
    because in the back of my mind,
    I still believe that someday we'll get our second chance ♥

  2. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry.
    They tease each other,
    knock each other down,
    irritate each other,
    but they can't live without each other.

  3. Bantite Bantite
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    A Perfect Boyfriend<3
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk:)
    Perfect Boyfriend!:)xx

  4. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Me: He's hot!
    Friend: Be calm, okay?

  5. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    When I eat Skittles
    I take them out of the little red bag
    Divide them up by colour
    then eat the ones I dislike the most
    then savour the ones I love the most.
    Then when I'm done I feel like a miserable person killing little innocent things that can't help what they look like.

  6. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    When somebody unfollows you on witty:
    Never mind ill find someone like you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Alliebabiiee Alliebabiiee
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Why can't people just appreciate
    how much effort i put into not becoming a serial killer?

  9. elizabethhh elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    At school the teacher handed
    this kid a test and when she
    turned around he was like
    "She wants the D"
    And she was like
    "What did you just say?"
    And he told her
    "I'm gonna get a D"
    funniest thing ever.

  10. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    So I heard this hilarious joke on The Sims. It went like this:
    "Ba harmy putar? GLARCH! HAHAHAHA!"

  11. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

  12. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. chillbunny chillbunny
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    [She's] [a]ctually just tying her s[hoe]

  14. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Stranger: Hey.
    Stranger: What are you wearing?
    You: Clothes.
    Stranger: No.
    Stranger: Do it seixy
    You: *Whispers in a seixy voice* Clothes.

  15. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    *Watching Scary Movie 4*
    Girl: Last night...I saw a face...
    Guy: Did it have a nose?
    Girl: Yes!
    Guy: That does sound like a face...

  16. blondetalk blondetalk
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Your Mission:
    Valentines Day is in a little more than 2 months.
    That's how much time you have to find yourself a man.
    Do you choose to accept this mission?

  17. staystrongxx staystrongxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    girls whose hair
    looks perfect 24/7 just makes me want to crawl under a rock and cry

  18. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break
    my bones, but words will
    leave psychological
    wounds that never heal.
    -Timmy's Dad
    Fairly Odd Parents
    **repost of my old quote

  19. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    When I was little I didn't care about what I wore. My parents dressed me.
    Looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious they didn't either.
    :l


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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