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chillbunny

1. chillbunny
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 10:12pm UTC
   Normal Families:
   Mom: Can you turn down the volume?
   My Family:
   Me: MOM TURN DOWN THE VOLUME
   
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2. chillbunny
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   August 4, 2013 6:13pm UTC
   My boyfriend isn't allowed to have Red-Bull.
   That gives you wings, watchu tryna do? Fly away from me?
   
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3. chillbunny
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   July 27, 2013 11:12pm UTC
   I'm sick of dumb people who think that they are so right
   
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4. chillbunny
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   July 27, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   *a friends speech on my wedding day*
   friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
   
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5. chillbunny
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   July 20, 2013 11:24pm UTC
   I hate this hypocrisy that people wound themselves into.
   They say that this or that could do better.
   But they haven't done anything to better it.
   
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6. chillbunny
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2013 10:11pm UTC
   I'll start the engine but I can't take this ride for you
   I'll draw your bath and I'll load your gun
   but I hope so bad that you'll bathe and hunt
   
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7. chillbunny
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   April 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC
   ♥
   Life is too short to give up on the little things in life...
   So dance a little
   Laugh more
   Draw even if you say you can't
   Sing your favorite songs
   Write stories
   Do what you love
   Spend a bit more time
   Because the little things make up a lot
   ♥
   
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8. chillbunny
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2013 9:09pm UTC
   Bra Sizes
   The only time having A's aren't good
   
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9. chillbunny
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   February 25, 2013 8:41pm UTC
   There's always that girl who butts into your conservation with sassy remarks and you're like "WOAH who invited you into this party?"
   
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10. chillbunny
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    February 25, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    person: hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    me: are you implying that i'm statan
    
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11. chillbunny
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be Awesome if
    instead of a day dedicated to love, we had one dedicated to hate & we would send all the people we hated cards with "GUESS WHAT B!TC.H? I HATE YOU!" written on and then when they opened the cards a big boxing glove came out and punched them in the face.
    
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12. chillbunny
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    February 23, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    If you're going to make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in the front so i can pretend i'm leading my army into battle
    
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13. chillbunny
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    February 6, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    There is a difference between being alone and being lonely_
    
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14. chillbunny
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    February 3, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    I want that day to come where reality is better than my dreams
    
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15. chillbunny
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    January 30, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Sometimes you just have to let go ...
    
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16. chillbunny
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    January 20, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    Today, I just spent the whole day watching through home videos.
    And I realized that things have really changed.
    
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17. chillbunny
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    December 28, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Words I Never Want to Hear
    - I don't love you
    - You're diagnosed with cancer
    - I found someone else
    - It was never real
    - We need to talk
    - Your ____ is dead
    - You can't have kids
    - I don't remember you
    - Let's just be friends
    - We can't be together
    - I never loved you
    - There is no food
    - Witty is closing soon
    - The internet is down
    - End of Act 7
    - Someone's in the bathroom
    - "PWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"
    - KFC has shut down
    - We cancelled season 3
    - You're out of Nutella
    
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18. chillbunny
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    December 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    [She's] [a]ctually just tying her s[hoe]
    
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19. chillbunny
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    December 19, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    You take my breath away everyday
    no, that's called asthma
    
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20. chillbunny
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    December 18, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    teacher: *talks about lesson*
    *bell rings*
    me: *packs up stuff*
    teacher: The bell does not dismiss you. I do.
    me:
    teacher:
    me:
    teacher:
    me:
    teacher: okay now you can leave, class
    
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