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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC

[+ It feels like I'm
constantly playing
» a game that I'm
destined to lose.]

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:36pm UTC

dear monday, i want to break up.
i'm seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday.
sincerely, it's not me, it's you.

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Melrose*
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Just a s m a l l t o w n girl
with west coast dreams.

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dooosh
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:21pm UTC

People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 9:57pm UTC

I dont want to go to school
It's not that I dont want to do the work, its more that I'm
scared of facing people. I'm scared of accidently breaking
my barriers and letting them see through. See through to
all the pain, all the agony, all the sorrow.

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squirrel690
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:43pm UTC

me: *being rude to my friend*
teacher: stop treating her like that.
me: huh? what do you mean?
teacher: it's not nice to treat people like that.
me: but...but shes my friend...

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KT_143
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC

"You never really know a guy until you stare at him for 8 hours through high-powered binoculars."
- Spongebob Squarepants

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:40pm UTC

I'm never the one who gets called first.
I'm never the best friend.
I'm never the one someone falls in love with.
I'm never the best at school.
I'm never the funniest person.
I'm never the most entertaining person at parties.
I'm never the one someone tells a story first.
I just kind of exist. And I'm sick of it.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Coal, is actually a very practical gift. It's great to draw with, and to burn for heat, light, and cooking. Also, its great to chuck at peoples faces when they dont want to shut the f/ck up.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Self harm is serious.
2 cuts or 100, scratches, burns or deep wounds, barely visable or scars for life. The pain that a person feels to drag a blade across their skin doesn't depend on the seriousness of their scars. They kill their pain with pain. Every cut tells a story, and behind every single one of those stories is more pain, than anyone else could ever understand.
The smallest scrath can hold hours of tears and hatred, the fustrataion and hopelessness can't be measured in blood. They will all look in the mirror everyday and be reminded of what they've done to themselves. They will make excuses for wearing long sleeves or not going swimming. They will all regret this addiction.
Self-harm is a disease of the mind and the scars on the outside, does not show the amount of suffering on the inside.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 7:45pm UTC

i really don’t understand how
a lot of you are single
because you’re all attractive
and have good music taste
like what more do people want

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 8:50pm UTC

I'm sorry I ruined your lives
and shoved eleven cookies into the VCR.
- Elf

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Bro.
Bros
Broski
Bromo
Brotien
Brodeo
Brohan
Brochill
Brosicle
Broseph
Brocean
Brotastic
Brofessor
Han Brolo
Brosideon
Bromance
Broba Fett
Brohemian
Brotato chip
Brohammad
Brohan Solo
Bro Montana
Bromosexual
Bromosapien
Brotein Shake
Brottontosaurs
Broseph Stalin
Abroham Lincoln
Broack Brobama
Broseph Goebbels
Brorannasaurs Rex

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:31pm UTC

worst things to hear when a child in the 1990s
mom: santa isn't real.
mom: the toothfairy is actually me.
mom: the easter bunny? yeah, it doesn't exist.
mom: your dog died.
worst things to hear when a child in 2012:
mom: there's no wifi at this restaurant.
mom: you can't text in class.
mom: go outside and play for once.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:34pm UTC

how many parents does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
none.
they would rather b/tch about why their kids haven't done it yet.

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC

failed suicide: "attention seeker"
successful suicide: "beautiful and loved"

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:19pm UTC

the saddest moments in my childhood:
1: waking up on christmas morning and it isn't snowing.
2: realizing christmas is over after that last gift.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 7:50pm UTC

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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chimmey97
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:12pm UTC

I've been having a terrible week. I
started crying in class today and the
teacher let me go to the bathroom. As
I walked in the bathroom, a girl
noticed me crying.
She came up to me,
hugged me, and said,
"Don't cry.You're too
pretty to cry.
She honestly made my day ♥

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Jumbles19
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Mom, if I can't
get my skinny
jeans off,
neither can the
rapist

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