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Hale_Storm18
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December 4, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Having a friend sleep over when you were 10: Omfg let's stay up until 4 am and prank call people and watch movies and gossip about everyone from our school and go on a sugar high omfg we're so cool
Having a friend sleep over when you're a teenager: Shut the f.uck up when I'm trying to sleep. If I hear you breath one more time I will f.ucking end your existence. Seriously, do you want to f.ucking sleep outside.

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RawR.xo*
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December 4, 2012 1:57pm UTC

"What happened to your wrist?"
"Oh, just the cat..."

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Hale_Storm18
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December 4, 2012 3:53pm UTC

If Kate Middleton has a son, he'll be the Half Blood Prince
Let that sink in a little.

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robsssX
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December 4, 2012 4:01pm UTC

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Meowcat
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December 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC

That's So
1.) Raven
2.) Fetch

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:09am UTC

I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a...connection

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:07am UTC

JOIN THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE NO MONDAY

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BigMistake
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December 4, 2012 5:33pm UTC

i was looking through the
witty tumblr and i see this:
Anonymus asked: do you like cats?
Steve: No. Cats like me.

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she_is_love
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December 4, 2012 5:12pm UTC

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MyMindBook
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December 1, 2012 4:48pm UTC

When you realize 12/12/12
is the last repetitive date we will ever see.

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ShouldISmile
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November 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Cute little boy trying to hold the door open for me
His big brother is behind him holding it open without his knoweledge.
I did not fangirl. At all.

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yourcool
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December 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC

14.4 million letters are lost
in the mail every year.
all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.

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yourcool
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November 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC

what if tattoos just randomly appeared
on our skin at key points in out lives? and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.

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amypond
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November 27, 2012 5:53pm UTC

What if;
one day, google was deleted,
but we couldn't google what happened
to google...

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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xxsmileformexx
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December 4, 2012 5:17pm UTC

basically me at school everyday
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy balls walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head enough times on the desk ill die

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MyWittyProfile
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December 4, 2012 5:11pm UTC

That horrible moment,
when you see cuts on your friend's wrist

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Guitarzrock
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December 4, 2012 4:57pm UTC

I automatically become
5x more tired
and 10x more hungry
as soon as i walk into school

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