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MissKris

Status: You smell like a baby prostitute

Member Since: 6 Nov 2012 12:53am

Last Seen: 13 Jul 2013 05:41am

Birthday: November 6

Location: "I want my pink shirt back. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!!!"

Gender: F

user id: 337619

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FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW....

I really love this quote:
"It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves,Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?"

 

 
  1. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    I just heard my mom tell my little brother she's a virgin which means he's adopted...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    ..oh wait

  2. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:53am UTC
    Hey guys, I'm a white femail. My name is Krista and I live in South-Africa.
    Now, I know what youre tinking...
    "If youre from Africa then why are you white"

  3. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:52am UTC
    My heart leaps like a gazelle when I see you.

  4. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 5:55am UTC
    "Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture."

  5. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 5:43am UTC
    "...and if youre home sick give me your hand and i'll hold it"

  6. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 11:33am UTC
    69% of people can find something dirty in every sentence.
    followforafollow

  7. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Sometimes I don’t hate people.
    And then I wake up.
    followforafollow

  8. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.

  9. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face

  11. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 8:04am UTC
    Me: I wasn't that drunk!
    Friend: Dude, you picked up a little Mexican girl and yelled, "DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!"

  12. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:02am UTC
    I’m not sure if people stopped saying “YOLO” or everyone that said “YOLO” has died

  13. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 5:55am UTC
    TV: “The following is an educational and informational program.”
    Me: *Changes channel*
    followforafollow

  14. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 5:36am UTC
    To many idiots…To few bullets.
    followforafollow

  15. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 5:30am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:42am UTC
    "I make it rain on them h0es!!!"
    Grandma stop peeing on the garden tools!!

  17. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:38am UTC
    I respect the person who let girls into the army.
    Girls on their periods armed with guns = UNSTOPPABLE

  18. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:34am UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:29am UTC
    Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: First you must sing the alphabet.
    Kid: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.
    Teacher: Where is the p?
    Kid: Running down my legs.

  20. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:21am UTC
    The hottest guy I have ever met just texted me saying he wants to hangout tonight but the problem is he lives in another city, and I made him up.

:)

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