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squirrel690

Status: i put a condom on my dog's tail C=

Member Since: 12 Feb 2012 12:54pm

Last Seen: 1 Aug 2013 03:06pm

Location: Chicago, IL, USA, North America

Gender: F

user id: 273322

378 Quotes
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  1. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    ask me something im bored
    ooor fave this and ill write you a compliment

  2. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    A to Z Survey
    A - Available
    yerp :(
    B - Best Friends
    paige, jasmin, victoria, alexis, julia, juliana, anisha, richard
    C - Crush
    ...shawn :3
    D - Dad's Name
    robert
    E - Easiest Person To Talk To
    ethan
    F - Favorite Band
    the beatles
    G - Gummy Bears Or Worms
    bears
    H - Hometown
    narnia
    I - Instrument
    voice
    J - Job
    ninja
    K - Kids
    im 12 for gods sake
    L - Longest Car Ride
    like lol 9 hours
    M - Milk Flavor
    vanilla/plain
    N - Number Of Siblings
    1 younger bro and 2 older sisters
    O - One Wish
    infinity more wishes
    P - Phobia
    the dark
    Q - Favorite Quote
    no pain, no gain
    R - Reason To Smile
    my friends
    S - Song You Last Heard
    the "aint nobody got time for that" song
    T - Time You Woke Up
    11 am
    U - Unknown Fact About Me
    ...i may not be 100% straight /:
    V - Vegetable
    peas
    W - Worst Habits
    snorting accidentally
    X - X-Rays You've Had
    ankle and foot many times both sides
    Y - Your Favorite Food
    eggplant parmigiana hero
    Z - Zodiac Sign
    scorpio

  3. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    I am so disapointed in you,
    witty
    almost 90% of the quotes I see are stolen from tumblr
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    guys? a favor plz?
    "I'm Not Insane My Mother
    Had Me Tested." on facebook...go like?
    the page profile pic is of Sheldon from The Big Bang
    Theory...

  5. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Write squirrel690 a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    Love,
    _______________
    (P.S. ______________.)
    No one will probably respond but im gonna try it anyway :P
    Robbed from Soaring_On_Owls_Wings who robbed it from Eli22b who robbed it from Phillies99 who robbed from BravoSierr who robbed it from AshleyRoseXoXoXo (starting a trend here ;D)

  6. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Witty
    www.wittyprofiles.com
    Takes Away Your Social Life, Sleep, and Grades!
    Join Now!
    the ad i just saw on witty O_O

  7. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    http://ask.fm/nopenopenopenopenope
    ASK???? .-.

  8. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    im so bored right now. can anyone just post random comments? ill reply if i can find words to reply with.

  9. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:41am UTC
    i like to look at the reviews of
    really bad games and read just how bad they were for some people.

  10. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:24am UTC
    2013, COME AT ME BRO!

  11. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:22am UTC
    whelp
    this is 2013
    new beginnings
    new friendships
    new choices
    new options
    new breakthroughs
    but where will i be?
    same place
    on my laptop
    eating.

  12. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:12am UTC
    I'm actually a pretty
    funny person...
    I'm just too lazy to post it on witty.

  13. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Merry Christmas ♥

  14. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    i'm having the worst possible relationship right about now. he's my friend, but he makes me cry. he makes me laugh so hard at times, but most of the time i'm just questioning every action i do with him. he seems to hate me sooooo much, and then i ask him if he does and he says he doesn't. when i told him i liked him, he said we should just be friends, and then he just turns around and isn't a friend to me. he deffinetly hates me. and one of the worst things? i can't help but love him. i'm talkin with my friend right now, and she's blaming it on me, saying that i come on too strong, meanwhile she's the one who is flirting with him. then i tell her this, and she said that she's just trying to be friends with him and a few of my friends. another thing is that it totally looks like he likes so many of my friends. he likes all of their pictures on facebook, whereas he hasn't like one of my pictures. he won't tell me anything anymore. and then i try to vent to someone, and nobody seems to care, or they blame it on me. i can't take liking him anymore, but i kinda have to. i'm just going to try to ignore him for the next christmas break and a few days after the break, or until he starts a conversation with me. does anybody have an advice for me? just a vent u can ignore.

  15. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    for anyone who has ever felt that they aren't worth it, watch
    this video and i hope your confidence rises even the tiniest bit
    by the end of this. this video will show you that you are not
    alone.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N17FXwRWEZs

  16. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    what makes you so beautiful
    is you don't know how beautiful you are
    to me
    Beautiful- Carly Rae Jepsen ft. Justin Bieber

  18. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:28am UTC
    all i wanted
    was a boy to like me
    to not judge me
    to love me for who i am
    what i got?
    a douche who doesn't care
    and the worst part?
    i can't help but love him

  19. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:23am UTC
    theres always that one person
    who when u start talkin to them
    ur all happy and cheery
    and ur smiling
    but by the end of the conversation
    u find urself hating urself
    and crying
    and wishing it wasn't that complicated
    theres always that one person
    who can make u smile
    but at the same time make u cry
    theres always that one person
    mq

  20. squirrel690 squirrel690
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:47am UTC
    damn, 2012 ends in 9 more days
    i swear it was 2010 three weeks ago

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