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Jumbles19

1. Jumbles19
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2013 4:01pm UTC
   I'm sad. I passed out invitations for my
   birthday swimming party today and none
   of my friends want to come because they
   think public swimming is gross. I feel really
   bad because my parents paid over one
   hundred dollars to reserve the place and
   ughhhhhhh
   #vent
   
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2. Jumbles19
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   February 26, 2013 7:03am UTC
   A silent prayer for all those who never made it to 2013 <3
   
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3. Jumbles19
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   February 25, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   Today, I lost a bet to my crush and have to be his slave for the whole day tomorrow.
   #awkward
   
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4. Jumbles19
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   February 17, 2013 7:39pm UTC
   How many Mean Girls jokes can you make before it stops being funny?
   The limit does not exist
   
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5. Jumbles19
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   February 15, 2013 4:59pm UTC
   Razors pain you
   Acid stains you
   Drugs cause cramps
   Guns aren't lawful
   Nooses give
   Gas smells awful
   You might as well live
   
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6. Jumbles19
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   February 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC
   When I get older, I want to give my child a great life. I won't get divorced or develop an addiction to drugs or alcohol. Because I'm going to make my kid feel wanted. I'm going to give them a better childhood I had.
   
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7. Jumbles19
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   December 13, 2012 6:17pm UTC
   Quicky say
   "I won a math debate."
   
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8. Jumbles19
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   December 7, 2012 9:59pm UTC
   ♥Don't worry if you're single.
   Right now, God is looking at you
   and saying, ❝I'm saving this girl
   for someone special...❞
   
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9. Jumbles19
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   December 4, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Boys with black hair
   and blue eyes... <3
   
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10. Jumbles19
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    December 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Mom, if I can't
    get my skinny
    jeans off,
    neither can the
    rapist
    
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11. Jumbles19
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    December 4, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    *Mom walks into room*
    Me: Pulls up Google and
    stares at it.
    
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12. Jumbles19
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    December 4, 2012 11:45am UTC
    * 3am phone call *
    Friend: Are you asleep?
    Me: No, I'm skydiving -_-
    
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13. Jumbles19
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    December 4, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Dear Edward Cullen,
    You stay young forever
    and sneak into the
    rooms of young girls?
    How original.
    Sincerely, Peter Pan
    
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14. Jumbles19
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    December 4, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Bad day?
    Put your hand over your chest. Feel that beat? That's called a purpose. You were put on this earth for a reason. Don't leave without oneღ
    
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