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lashaay
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July 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC

I wonder
how many times I've ended up in the background of a stranger's photo...

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Uconnchick2
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July 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Pretending your towel is a white, strapless dress after taking a shower

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lozza821
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July 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

My parents think I’m the only one who spends all day on the internet.
Little does she know, all of you exist.

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bailie008
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July 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Female Problems #3
Getting your period before something important.
♥

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:21pm UTC

I want a relationship where,
we talk like bestfriends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, & protect eachother like siblings.
nmf

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softballxwin27
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July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

A Ghost
Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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xHello
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July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (:
Thanks! What does it look like?
Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it".
But I'm not a grandma?
...Surprise..!
HOME, NOW.
not my quote.
not my format.

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Buki

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July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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jane :-)*
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July 10, 2012 7:59pm UTC

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yonkers
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July 2, 2012 3:09pm UTC

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hermione23katniss
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July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I feel so bad for women competing
in the olympics while on their period.

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XxMaggieexX
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July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: You're late.
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher:
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

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DANMOON
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July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC

To realize the value of ONE YEAR
ask a student who failed a grade
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
To realize the value of ONE WEEK
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of ONE DAY
ask the person who was born on February 29th
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
ask the person who missed the train
To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
ask the person who just advoided an accident
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

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Hammy1117
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July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

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