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DANMOON

1. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   To realize the value of ONE YEAR
   ask a student who failed a grade
   To realize the value of ONE MONTH
   ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
   To realize the value of ONE WEEK
   ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
   To realize the value of ONE DAY
   ask the person who was born on February 29th
   To realize the value of ONE HOUR
   ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
   To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
   ask the person who missed the train
   To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
   ask the person who just advoided an accident
   To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
   ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics
   
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2. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   I wonder if Adele's pregnancy was planned or if it turned up out of the blue uninvited
   
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3. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 7:35am UTC
   I Blame Disney Movies
   for making me grow up believing everything has a happy ending.
   
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4. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   If Howard Schultz gave up
   after being turned down by banks 242 times
   there would be no Starbucks.
   If J.K Rowling stopped after being turned
   down by multiple publishers for years
   there would be no Harry Potter.
   If Walt Disney quit after his theme park
   concept was trashed 302 times
   there would be no Disneyland.
   If you give up too soon, you'll never know
   what you'll be missing.
   NEVER stop believing .
   
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5. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   Unfortunately i can't pretend not to like someone i blatantly like, so i'm used to rejection.
   
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6. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2012 1:23pm UTC
   Gírls prσвlєm: thєч lσvє thє σnєs thαt hurt thєm.
   вσчs prσвlєm: thєч hurt thє σnєs thєч lσvє.
   
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7. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   It's funny how boys don't talk to other boys on witty.
   
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8. DANMOON
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   April 3, 2012 11:44am UTC
   I miss when
   I was little, and didn't care about what
   people thought of me, my clothes, or hair.
   I just did what made me happy.
   
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9. DANMOON
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   WHY I LOVE ABBY1996
   1. Because she loves Family Guy as much as I do.
   2. The way she gets me to do things I never thought I could.
   3. The way she doesn't always agree with me.
   4. Because of 'Man Hands'
   5. Because I can't sum her up in one sentence.
   6. The way she has me wrapped around her pinky.
   7. Because she try's to watch football.
   8. She makes me laugh.
   9. Because I'm smiling right now.
   10. Because I could still keep going.
   i love you too Abby.
   
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10. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    FOR MY BIRTHDAY
    my ex girlfriend gave me ankle weights
    which is a sinister gift because
    I don’t jog, I swim.
    
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11. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    "Page 404 not found."
    But I wasn't even looking for page 404...
    
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12. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    "______ is now single."
    ...oh hell, here comes the depressing statuses.
    
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13. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    FAVOURITE IF YOU'RE A 90's KID
    Comment with a 90's TV Show that you loved.
    
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14. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Favourite This If
    You've meet someone unforgetable this year.
    
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15. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    Last Year
    I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive...I woke up in a box.
    
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16. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    No one should look for love.
    You're setting yourself up for failure, you don't find love. Love finds you.
    
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17. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    whenever people
    post statuses about not wanting to go to school
    and they have horrible spelling i want to
    comment ‘maybe you should attend school….”
    
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18. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    BOY: Mummy what's in your stomach?
    MUM: Your baby sister.
    BOY: Do you love her?
    MUM:Yes, very much.
    BOY: Then why did you eat her?
    
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19. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    Never, ever settle. You may think you aren’t gorgeous or smart or have too many insecurities to count. But there is going to be someone in the world who truly loves you for you. Don’t ever think that you’ve got to put up with some boy’s rudeness because he’s the first one in a long time to show some interest. You are all beautiful in your own individual way, so never lower your standards.
    
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20. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Hi, i'm a shower
    if you turn me on, i'll make you wet.
    
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