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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Do you ever wonder
what your life looks like through someone else's eyes?

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
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Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
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Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
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Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
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Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
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Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
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Me: shh that never happened
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Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.
My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .
"To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Mum: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

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BellaSwan14
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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